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#5372: COSMOS REBOOT (Sun, 2014 Mar 9)
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#1831: CASSINI (Mon, 2004 Jun 28)
#1830: THE POPE'S AUTHORITY (Sun, 2004 Jun 27)
#1829: TRUE CONFESSIONS: THE MEER KAT (Sat, 2004 Jun 26)
#1828: GAUSSIAN BLUR (Fri, 2004 Jun 25)
#1827: BATTLEFIELD 1942 (Thu, 2004 Jun 24)
#1826: AN OFFER YOU CAN'T REFUSE (Wed, 2004 Jun 23)
#1825: IN A BLENDER (Tue, 2004 Jun 22)
#1824: THE AMOEBA SPEAKS (Mon, 2004 Jun 21)
#1823: NOT A HOO SO MUCH AS A HELP (Sun, 2004 Jun 20)
#1822: NOT SO MUCH A GAME (Sat, 2004 Jun 19)
#1821: AIDS BOX (Fri, 2004 Jun 18)
#1820: ABANDON IN PLACE (Thu, 2004 Jun 17)
#1819: A PATRIOTIC #30 REDUX (Wed, 2004 Jun 16)
#1818: DRUNK ON COCK (Tue, 2004 Jun 15)
#1817: TRANSVESTITES (Mon, 2004 Jun 14)
#1816: NIVEN/POURNELLE (Sun, 2004 Jun 13)
#1815: BALL PATROL (Sat, 2004 Jun 12)
#1814: WEARABLE COMPUTER (Fri, 2004 Jun 11)
#1813: Q*BERT (Thu, 2004 Jun 10)
#1812: RAPE CONTRACT (Wed, 2004 Jun 9)
#1811: A-TEAM OR BANG BUS (Tue, 2004 Jun 8)
#1810: MILLION MAN MARCH (Mon, 2004 Jun 7)
#1809: TO WONG FOO (Sun, 2004 Jun 6)
#1808: EAT A GUN (Sat, 2004 Jun 5)
#1807: NEXT E.R. (Fri, 2004 Jun 4)
#1806: UNFINISHED GREETING CARD POEM #4 (Thu, 2004 Jun 3)
#1805: A REALLY BIG CAT (Wed, 2004 Jun 2)
#1804: A PROPOSAL AND A REQUEST (Tue, 2004 Jun 1)
#1803: DIFFERENT KINDS OF CRIPPLES (Mon, 2004 May 31)
#1802: RECIDIVISM (Sun, 2004 May 30)
#1801: COSMOS (Sat, 2004 May 29)
#1800: GOOSE STEPPING (Fri, 2004 May 28)
#1799: THE ENCHANTED CHALICE (Thu, 2004 May 27)
#1798: HANDS UP (Wed, 2004 May 26)
#1797: POLLUTE THE GENE POOL (Tue, 2004 May 25)
#1796: HIGHER MORAL STANDARD (Mon, 2004 May 24)
#1795: A CRAPPY HAIKU (Sun, 2004 May 23)
#1794: EXECUTING RETARDS (Sat, 2004 May 22)
#1793: MAN IN THE MOON (Fri, 2004 May 21)
#1792: ORKUT SPAMMING (Thu, 2004 May 20)
#1791: WAKE UP ANOTHER DAY (Wed, 2004 May 19)
#1790: ADDENDUM (Tue, 2004 May 18)
#1789: ALL THESE WORLDS (Mon, 2004 May 17)
#1788: HAMMER SYNDROME (Sun, 2004 May 16)
#1787: GAME ON (Sat, 2004 May 15)
#1786: ADVICE SOUGHT (Fri, 2004 May 14)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#1808: EAT A GUN

Sat, 2004 Jun 5

mash

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  WELP I'VE SURVIVED ANOTHER WEEK OF WORK SO IT'S TIME TO 
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  HOW ABOUT I EAT THIS GUN ???????                        
                                                          
  BY THAT I MEAN ACTUALLY TAKE IT APART AND EAT THE PIECES
  LIKE CORPORAL KLINGER DID                               

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