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#1804: A PROPOSAL AND A REQUEST (Tue, 2004 Jun 1)
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#1799: THE ENCHANTED CHALICE (Thu, 2004 May 27)
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#1797: POLLUTE THE GENE POOL (Tue, 2004 May 25)
#1796: HIGHER MORAL STANDARD (Mon, 2004 May 24)
#1795: A CRAPPY HAIKU (Sun, 2004 May 23)
#1794: EXECUTING RETARDS (Sat, 2004 May 22)
#1793: MAN IN THE MOON (Fri, 2004 May 21)
#1792: ORKUT SPAMMING (Thu, 2004 May 20)
#1791: WAKE UP ANOTHER DAY (Wed, 2004 May 19)
#1790: ADDENDUM (Tue, 2004 May 18)
#1789: ALL THESE WORLDS (Mon, 2004 May 17)
#1788: HAMMER SYNDROME (Sun, 2004 May 16)
#1787: GAME ON (Sat, 2004 May 15)
#1786: ADVICE SOUGHT (Fri, 2004 May 14)
#1785: THE TYPO GUY MEDAL (Thu, 2004 May 13)
#1784: SQUIRREL QUIZ (Wed, 2004 May 12)
#1783: FACE ON MARS (Tue, 2004 May 11)
#1782: SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE DESIRES #2 (Mon, 2004 May 10)
#1781: AIR GUITAR (Sun, 2004 May 9)
#1780: LIKE MOVIE ZOMBIES (Sat, 2004 May 8)
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#1778: MAKING FUN OF GERMANS (Thu, 2004 May 6)
#1777: VALIUM (Wed, 2004 May 5)
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#1775: BAY CITY ROLLERS (Mon, 2004 May 3)
#1774: AT KNIFE POINT (Sun, 2004 May 2)
#1773: UNNATURAL (Sat, 2004 May 1)
#1772: THE NUNCHUCKS FINALLY TALK (Fri, 2004 Apr 30)
#1771: DO UNTO OTHERS (Thu, 2004 Apr 29)
#1770: SOFTWARE ENGINEERING 101 (Wed, 2004 Apr 28)
#1769: TRUE CONFESSIONS OF A PRAYING MANTIS (Tue, 2004 Apr 27)
#1768: STOP THE WORLD (Mon, 2004 Apr 26)
#1767: WACKIEST PLANET (Sun, 2004 Apr 25)
#1766: CHOOSING LINGERIE (Sat, 2004 Apr 24)
#1765: GETTING HIGH (Fri, 2004 Apr 23)
#1764: DUMP GOD (Thu, 2004 Apr 22)
#1763: FLEA REMINISCING ON THE SHIELD (Wed, 2004 Apr 21)
#1762: WORST PIANO TEACHER EVER (Tue, 2004 Apr 20)
#1761: VAGINA MONOLOGUES (Mon, 2004 Apr 19)
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#1783: FACE ON MARS

Tue, 2004 May 11

   ,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,                                                      
  '.-''''''''''''-.'    WHAT ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?                             
 ''                ''                                                    
 ''                ''   OF **COURSE** THE FACE ON MARS IS OF INTELLIGENT 
 ''  '``'    '``'  ''   DESIGN !!!!! ONLY A CLOSED-MINDED ASTRO-NOT      
 ''  .--.    .--.  ''   WOULD THINK OTHERWISE !!!!! IT'S BLATANTLY       
 '' '(_).'  '(_).' ''   OBVIOUS TO ANYONE WITH A THIRD-GRADE EDUCATION   
 ''      '  '      ''   AND AN UNDERSTIMULATED SENSE OF BULLSHIT         
 ''      '  '      ''                                                    
 ''      '  '      ''   SHOWING ME THE REVISED IMAGERY OF THE "FACE"     
 ''    .-'  '-.    ''   WHICH CLEARLY INDICATES THAT IS IT IS NOT        
 ''`   '-'--'-'   ,''   ARTIFICIAL OR EVEN REMOTELY FACE-LIKE IN ANY WAY 
 '''`  .--.--.   ,'''   MERELY STRENGTHENS MY RESOLVE AND DEEPENS MY     
 ''''`  `---'   ,''''   CONVICTION TO BE AN IGNORANT FUCKING MORON       
 '''''`        ,'''''                                                    
 ''''''`......,''''''   WHY ?!?!?!?!?!! BECAUSE THIS IS ABOUT ME NOT MARS
 '`'''''       ''''''                                                    
luser                                                                    

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