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#1787: GAME ON (Sat, 2004 May 15)
#1786: ADVICE SOUGHT (Fri, 2004 May 14)
#1785: THE TYPO GUY MEDAL (Thu, 2004 May 13)
#1784: SQUIRREL QUIZ (Wed, 2004 May 12)
#1783: FACE ON MARS (Tue, 2004 May 11)
#1782: SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE DESIRES #2 (Mon, 2004 May 10)
#1781: AIR GUITAR (Sun, 2004 May 9)
#1780: LIKE MOVIE ZOMBIES (Sat, 2004 May 8)
#1779: SEX OFFENDERS ARE PEOPLE TOO (Fri, 2004 May 7)
#1778: MAKING FUN OF GERMANS (Thu, 2004 May 6)
#1777: VALIUM (Wed, 2004 May 5)
#1776: NOT COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT (Tue, 2004 May 4)
#1775: BAY CITY ROLLERS (Mon, 2004 May 3)
#1774: AT KNIFE POINT (Sun, 2004 May 2)
#1773: UNNATURAL (Sat, 2004 May 1)
#1772: THE NUNCHUCKS FINALLY TALK (Fri, 2004 Apr 30)
#1771: DO UNTO OTHERS (Thu, 2004 Apr 29)
#1770: SOFTWARE ENGINEERING 101 (Wed, 2004 Apr 28)
#1769: TRUE CONFESSIONS OF A PRAYING MANTIS (Tue, 2004 Apr 27)
#1768: STOP THE WORLD (Mon, 2004 Apr 26)
#1767: WACKIEST PLANET (Sun, 2004 Apr 25)
#1766: CHOOSING LINGERIE (Sat, 2004 Apr 24)
#1765: GETTING HIGH (Fri, 2004 Apr 23)
#1764: DUMP GOD (Thu, 2004 Apr 22)
#1763: FLEA REMINISCING ON THE SHIELD (Wed, 2004 Apr 21)
#1762: WORST PIANO TEACHER EVER (Tue, 2004 Apr 20)
#1761: VAGINA MONOLOGUES (Mon, 2004 Apr 19)
#1760: A PATRIOTIC #30 (Sun, 2004 Apr 18)
#1759: GOD DIDN'T MAKE ME (Sat, 2004 Apr 17)
#1758: BURMA SHAVE (Fri, 2004 Apr 16)
#1757: ZERO TO PUNCH (Thu, 2004 Apr 15)
#1756: SKEET (Wed, 2004 Apr 14)
#1755: YOUR DREAMS (Tue, 2004 Apr 13)
#1754: MIRROR, MIRROR (Mon, 2004 Apr 12)
#1753: DECIMAL POINT (Sun, 2004 Apr 11)
#1752: RUSSIAN DOLLS (Sat, 2004 Apr 10)
#1751: NEW COFFEE BRAND (DRINK UP) (Fri, 2004 Apr 9)
#1750: (NOT) MORMON EGGS (Thu, 2004 Apr 8)
#1749: A TRUISM IF THERE EVER WAS ONE (Wed, 2004 Apr 7)
#1748: PORN BLOOPERS (Tue, 2004 Apr 6)
#1747: USEFUL FRENCH PHRASES (Mon, 2004 Apr 5)
#1746: WAITER (Sun, 2004 Apr 4)
#1745: JESUS: THE DAWN OF REALIZATION (Sat, 2004 Apr 3)
#1744: COMPLETELY CAREFUL (Fri, 2004 Apr 2)
#1743: THE NEW HOT SPORTS GAME (Thu, 2004 Apr 1)
#1742: LIKE A TATTOO (Wed, 2004 Mar 31)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#1764: DUMP GOD

Thu, 2004 Apr 22

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