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#1813: Q*BERT (Thu, 2004 Jun 10)
#1812: RAPE CONTRACT (Wed, 2004 Jun 9)
#1811: A-TEAM OR BANG BUS (Tue, 2004 Jun 8)
#1810: MILLION MAN MARCH (Mon, 2004 Jun 7)
#1809: TO WONG FOO (Sun, 2004 Jun 6)
#1808: EAT A GUN (Sat, 2004 Jun 5)
#1807: NEXT E.R. (Fri, 2004 Jun 4)
#1806: UNFINISHED GREETING CARD POEM #4 (Thu, 2004 Jun 3)
#1805: A REALLY BIG CAT (Wed, 2004 Jun 2)
#1804: A PROPOSAL AND A REQUEST (Tue, 2004 Jun 1)
#1803: DIFFERENT KINDS OF CRIPPLES (Mon, 2004 May 31)
#1802: RECIDIVISM (Sun, 2004 May 30)
#1801: COSMOS (Sat, 2004 May 29)
#1800: GOOSE STEPPING (Fri, 2004 May 28)
#1799: THE ENCHANTED CHALICE (Thu, 2004 May 27)
#1798: HANDS UP (Wed, 2004 May 26)
#1797: POLLUTE THE GENE POOL (Tue, 2004 May 25)
#1796: HIGHER MORAL STANDARD (Mon, 2004 May 24)
#1795: A CRAPPY HAIKU (Sun, 2004 May 23)
#1794: EXECUTING RETARDS (Sat, 2004 May 22)
#1793: MAN IN THE MOON (Fri, 2004 May 21)
#1792: ORKUT SPAMMING (Thu, 2004 May 20)
#1791: WAKE UP ANOTHER DAY (Wed, 2004 May 19)
#1790: ADDENDUM (Tue, 2004 May 18)
#1789: ALL THESE WORLDS (Mon, 2004 May 17)
#1788: HAMMER SYNDROME (Sun, 2004 May 16)
#1787: GAME ON (Sat, 2004 May 15)
#1786: ADVICE SOUGHT (Fri, 2004 May 14)
#1785: THE TYPO GUY MEDAL (Thu, 2004 May 13)
#1784: SQUIRREL QUIZ (Wed, 2004 May 12)
#1783: FACE ON MARS (Tue, 2004 May 11)
#1782: SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE DESIRES #2 (Mon, 2004 May 10)
#1781: AIR GUITAR (Sun, 2004 May 9)
#1780: LIKE MOVIE ZOMBIES (Sat, 2004 May 8)
#1779: SEX OFFENDERS ARE PEOPLE TOO (Fri, 2004 May 7)
#1778: MAKING FUN OF GERMANS (Thu, 2004 May 6)
#1777: VALIUM (Wed, 2004 May 5)
#1776: NOT COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT (Tue, 2004 May 4)
#1775: BAY CITY ROLLERS (Mon, 2004 May 3)
#1774: AT KNIFE POINT (Sun, 2004 May 2)
#1773: UNNATURAL (Sat, 2004 May 1)
#1772: THE NUNCHUCKS FINALLY TALK (Fri, 2004 Apr 30)
#1771: DO UNTO OTHERS (Thu, 2004 Apr 29)
#1770: SOFTWARE ENGINEERING 101 (Wed, 2004 Apr 28)
#1769: TRUE CONFESSIONS OF A PRAYING MANTIS (Tue, 2004 Apr 27)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#1791: WAKE UP ANOTHER DAY

Wed, 2004 May 19

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           \ \ __|\ '/   \ ,/ \,  I DON'T HAVE SCREENSHOTS OR A SAVEGAME
           /=\ \/(\'/    //-\,')   SO I DON'T REALLY HAVE PROOF         
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