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#1847: 91 NEWSGROUPS (Wed, 2004 Jul 14)
#1846: THE NEW BLOG COMMUNITY SITE (Tue, 2004 Jul 13)
#1845: HINDSIGHT (Mon, 2004 Jul 12)
#1844: THE WORST SLIDE RULE EVER (Sun, 2004 Jul 11)
#1843: FLYOVER STATES (Sat, 2004 Jul 10)
#1842: I DON'T CARE WHAT THAT IS (Fri, 2004 Jul 9)
#1841: THREE GRACES (Thu, 2004 Jul 8)
#1840: THE GAME DESIGNER (Wed, 2004 Jul 7)
#1839: 100 MILLION CASUALTIES (Tue, 2004 Jul 6)
#1838: GROVER V. GEORGE (Mon, 2004 Jul 5)
#1837: M60 (Sun, 2004 Jul 4)
#1836: LOW CARB (Sat, 2004 Jul 3)
#1835: DYKEPUNCHER (Fri, 2004 Jul 2)
#1834: THE EUROPEAN UNION (Thu, 2004 Jul 1)
#1833: CHECK OUT MY SIG (Wed, 2004 Jun 30)
#1832: THE TRIUMVIRATE (Tue, 2004 Jun 29)
#1831: CASSINI (Mon, 2004 Jun 28)
#1830: THE POPE'S AUTHORITY (Sun, 2004 Jun 27)
#1829: TRUE CONFESSIONS: THE MEER KAT (Sat, 2004 Jun 26)
#1828: GAUSSIAN BLUR (Fri, 2004 Jun 25)
#1827: BATTLEFIELD 1942 (Thu, 2004 Jun 24)
#1826: AN OFFER YOU CAN'T REFUSE (Wed, 2004 Jun 23)
#1825: IN A BLENDER (Tue, 2004 Jun 22)
#1824: THE AMOEBA SPEAKS (Mon, 2004 Jun 21)
#1823: NOT A HOO SO MUCH AS A HELP (Sun, 2004 Jun 20)
#1822: NOT SO MUCH A GAME (Sat, 2004 Jun 19)
#1821: AIDS BOX (Fri, 2004 Jun 18)
#1820: ABANDON IN PLACE (Thu, 2004 Jun 17)
#1819: A PATRIOTIC #30 REDUX (Wed, 2004 Jun 16)
#1818: DRUNK ON COCK (Tue, 2004 Jun 15)
#1817: TRANSVESTITES (Mon, 2004 Jun 14)
#1816: NIVEN/POURNELLE (Sun, 2004 Jun 13)
#1815: BALL PATROL (Sat, 2004 Jun 12)
#1814: WEARABLE COMPUTER (Fri, 2004 Jun 11)
#1813: Q*BERT (Thu, 2004 Jun 10)
#1812: RAPE CONTRACT (Wed, 2004 Jun 9)
#1811: A-TEAM OR BANG BUS (Tue, 2004 Jun 8)
#1810: MILLION MAN MARCH (Mon, 2004 Jun 7)
#1809: TO WONG FOO (Sun, 2004 Jun 6)
#1808: EAT A GUN (Sat, 2004 Jun 5)
#1807: NEXT E.R. (Fri, 2004 Jun 4)
#1806: UNFINISHED GREETING CARD POEM #4 (Thu, 2004 Jun 3)
#1805: A REALLY BIG CAT (Wed, 2004 Jun 2)
#1804: A PROPOSAL AND A REQUEST (Tue, 2004 Jun 1)
#1803: DIFFERENT KINDS OF CRIPPLES (Mon, 2004 May 31)
#1802: RECIDIVISM (Sun, 2004 May 30)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#1824: THE AMOEBA SPEAKS

Mon, 2004 Jun 21

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||`     ....,          `|||   TAKE IT IT'S MUCH BETTER            
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||     :::::::'     ||    ``|||,  SHIT EVEN A CONTRACTILE VACUOLE 
||,     :::::'               `|||   GETS BETTER BENNIES           
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