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#1861: THE FACE OF GOD (Wed, 2004 Jul 28)
#1860: A TALKING POTTED PLANT (Tue, 2004 Jul 27)
#1859: WHAT'S XENA (Mon, 2004 Jul 26)
#1858: STATE OF DENIAL (Sun, 2004 Jul 25)
#1857: WHY DISCORDIANS MUST DIE (Sat, 2004 Jul 24)
#1856: STARSHIP TROOPERS MEDLEY (Fri, 2004 Jul 23)
#1855: I WISH I WISH (Thu, 2004 Jul 22)
#1854: WORD OF THE DAY (Wed, 2004 Jul 21)
#1853: DO NO EVIL (Tue, 2004 Jul 20)
#1852: LET'S CUDDLE (Mon, 2004 Jul 19)
#1851: PROTEIN OR MULCH (Sun, 2004 Jul 18)
#1850: MAKESHIFT LIFE RAFT (Sat, 2004 Jul 17)
#1849: FAKE ACID (Fri, 2004 Jul 16)
#1848: SPACE TURTLE (Thu, 2004 Jul 15)
#1847: 91 NEWSGROUPS (Wed, 2004 Jul 14)
#1846: THE NEW BLOG COMMUNITY SITE (Tue, 2004 Jul 13)
#1845: HINDSIGHT (Mon, 2004 Jul 12)
#1844: THE WORST SLIDE RULE EVER (Sun, 2004 Jul 11)
#1843: FLYOVER STATES (Sat, 2004 Jul 10)
#1842: I DON'T CARE WHAT THAT IS (Fri, 2004 Jul 9)
#1841: THREE GRACES (Thu, 2004 Jul 8)
#1840: THE GAME DESIGNER (Wed, 2004 Jul 7)
#1839: 100 MILLION CASUALTIES (Tue, 2004 Jul 6)
#1838: GROVER V. GEORGE (Mon, 2004 Jul 5)
#1837: M60 (Sun, 2004 Jul 4)
#1836: LOW CARB (Sat, 2004 Jul 3)
#1835: DYKEPUNCHER (Fri, 2004 Jul 2)
#1834: THE EUROPEAN UNION (Thu, 2004 Jul 1)
#1833: CHECK OUT MY SIG (Wed, 2004 Jun 30)
#1832: THE TRIUMVIRATE (Tue, 2004 Jun 29)
#1831: CASSINI (Mon, 2004 Jun 28)
#1830: THE POPE'S AUTHORITY (Sun, 2004 Jun 27)
#1829: TRUE CONFESSIONS: THE MEER KAT (Sat, 2004 Jun 26)
#1828: GAUSSIAN BLUR (Fri, 2004 Jun 25)
#1827: BATTLEFIELD 1942 (Thu, 2004 Jun 24)
#1826: AN OFFER YOU CAN'T REFUSE (Wed, 2004 Jun 23)
#1825: IN A BLENDER (Tue, 2004 Jun 22)
#1824: THE AMOEBA SPEAKS (Mon, 2004 Jun 21)
#1823: NOT A HOO SO MUCH AS A HELP (Sun, 2004 Jun 20)
#1822: NOT SO MUCH A GAME (Sat, 2004 Jun 19)
#1821: AIDS BOX (Fri, 2004 Jun 18)
#1820: ABANDON IN PLACE (Thu, 2004 Jun 17)
#1819: A PATRIOTIC #30 REDUX (Wed, 2004 Jun 16)
#1818: DRUNK ON COCK (Tue, 2004 Jun 15)
#1817: TRANSVESTITES (Mon, 2004 Jun 14)
#1816: NIVEN/POURNELLE (Sun, 2004 Jun 13)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#1838: GROVER V. GEORGE

Mon, 2004 Jul 5

        _._ _.-*""*-._ _._     NONE OF US WILL EVER FORGET THAT DAY   
      .'   `*.      .*'   `.   WHEN GROVER AND GEORGE TAUGHT US A     
     .  .@*" ;      : "*@.  .  LESSON ABOUT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN    
     ` '   .'        `.   ` '  THE VOICED VELAR PLOSIVE AND THE       
     /`..-'            `-..'\   VOICED ALVEOLAR-POSTALVEOLAR AFFRICATE
    .                        .                                        
       .*"              "*.                                           
   '  '\`*-._        _.-*'/`  `                                       
   :  ` \   :`*----*';   / '  ;                                       
    .    \   `-.__.-'   /    .   WAIT THIS ISN'T GROVER THIS IS       
     `.   `.          .'   .'   KERMIT JESUS CHRIST WHAT DO YOU HAVE  
[bug]  `.   `.      .'   .'   TO DO TO GET GOOD HELP AROUND HERE      
         `-.  `*--*'  .-'                                             
            `*-.__.-*'    THAT'S THE LAST TIME I OUTSOURCE            

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