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#1847: 91 NEWSGROUPS (Wed, 2004 Jul 14)
#1846: THE NEW BLOG COMMUNITY SITE (Tue, 2004 Jul 13)
#1845: HINDSIGHT (Mon, 2004 Jul 12)
#1844: THE WORST SLIDE RULE EVER (Sun, 2004 Jul 11)
#1843: FLYOVER STATES (Sat, 2004 Jul 10)
#1842: I DON'T CARE WHAT THAT IS (Fri, 2004 Jul 9)
#1841: THREE GRACES (Thu, 2004 Jul 8)
#1840: THE GAME DESIGNER (Wed, 2004 Jul 7)
#1839: 100 MILLION CASUALTIES (Tue, 2004 Jul 6)
#1838: GROVER V. GEORGE (Mon, 2004 Jul 5)
#1837: M60 (Sun, 2004 Jul 4)
#1836: LOW CARB (Sat, 2004 Jul 3)
#1835: DYKEPUNCHER (Fri, 2004 Jul 2)
#1834: THE EUROPEAN UNION (Thu, 2004 Jul 1)
#1833: CHECK OUT MY SIG (Wed, 2004 Jun 30)
#1832: THE TRIUMVIRATE (Tue, 2004 Jun 29)
#1831: CASSINI (Mon, 2004 Jun 28)
#1830: THE POPE'S AUTHORITY (Sun, 2004 Jun 27)
#1829: TRUE CONFESSIONS: THE MEER KAT (Sat, 2004 Jun 26)
#1828: GAUSSIAN BLUR (Fri, 2004 Jun 25)
#1827: BATTLEFIELD 1942 (Thu, 2004 Jun 24)
#1826: AN OFFER YOU CAN'T REFUSE (Wed, 2004 Jun 23)
#1825: IN A BLENDER (Tue, 2004 Jun 22)
#1824: THE AMOEBA SPEAKS (Mon, 2004 Jun 21)
#1823: NOT A HOO SO MUCH AS A HELP (Sun, 2004 Jun 20)
#1822: NOT SO MUCH A GAME (Sat, 2004 Jun 19)
#1821: AIDS BOX (Fri, 2004 Jun 18)
#1820: ABANDON IN PLACE (Thu, 2004 Jun 17)
#1819: A PATRIOTIC #30 REDUX (Wed, 2004 Jun 16)
#1818: DRUNK ON COCK (Tue, 2004 Jun 15)
#1817: TRANSVESTITES (Mon, 2004 Jun 14)
#1816: NIVEN/POURNELLE (Sun, 2004 Jun 13)
#1815: BALL PATROL (Sat, 2004 Jun 12)
#1814: WEARABLE COMPUTER (Fri, 2004 Jun 11)
#1813: Q*BERT (Thu, 2004 Jun 10)
#1812: RAPE CONTRACT (Wed, 2004 Jun 9)
#1811: A-TEAM OR BANG BUS (Tue, 2004 Jun 8)
#1810: MILLION MAN MARCH (Mon, 2004 Jun 7)
#1809: TO WONG FOO (Sun, 2004 Jun 6)
#1808: EAT A GUN (Sat, 2004 Jun 5)
#1807: NEXT E.R. (Fri, 2004 Jun 4)
#1806: UNFINISHED GREETING CARD POEM #4 (Thu, 2004 Jun 3)
#1805: A REALLY BIG CAT (Wed, 2004 Jun 2)
#1804: A PROPOSAL AND A REQUEST (Tue, 2004 Jun 1)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#1826: AN OFFER YOU CAN'T REFUSE

Wed, 2004 Jun 23

   OKAY I'LL GIVE YOU ONE OPERATIONAL 100 KILOTON            
   THERMONUCLEAR NUCLEAR WARHEAD IF YOU                      
   BEAT ME OFF AND ASK NO FURTHER QUESTIONS                  
                                                             
   IT'S AN OFFER YOU CAN REFUSE BUT REALLY SHOULDN'T         
   NOT BECAUSE IT SOUNDS FISHY BUT BECAUSE                   
   IT'S A MIGHTY GOOD OFFER                                  
                                                             
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