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#1761: VAGINA MONOLOGUES (Mon, 2004 Apr 19)
#1760: A PATRIOTIC #30 (Sun, 2004 Apr 18)
#1759: GOD DIDN'T MAKE ME (Sat, 2004 Apr 17)
#1758: BURMA SHAVE (Fri, 2004 Apr 16)
#1757: ZERO TO PUNCH (Thu, 2004 Apr 15)
#1756: SKEET (Wed, 2004 Apr 14)
#1755: YOUR DREAMS (Tue, 2004 Apr 13)
#1754: MIRROR, MIRROR (Mon, 2004 Apr 12)
#1753: DECIMAL POINT (Sun, 2004 Apr 11)
#1752: RUSSIAN DOLLS (Sat, 2004 Apr 10)
#1751: NEW COFFEE BRAND (DRINK UP) (Fri, 2004 Apr 9)
#1750: (NOT) MORMON EGGS (Thu, 2004 Apr 8)
#1749: A TRUISM IF THERE EVER WAS ONE (Wed, 2004 Apr 7)
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#1747: USEFUL FRENCH PHRASES (Mon, 2004 Apr 5)
#1746: WAITER (Sun, 2004 Apr 4)
#1745: JESUS: THE DAWN OF REALIZATION (Sat, 2004 Apr 3)
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#1743: THE NEW HOT SPORTS GAME (Thu, 2004 Apr 1)
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#1740: ANTI STAR TREK (Mon, 2004 Mar 29)
#1739: OBSCENITY (Sun, 2004 Mar 28)
#1738: TERTIARY PNEUMONIA TREE (Sat, 2004 Mar 27)
#1737: RELATIVISTIC ABERRATION (Fri, 2004 Mar 26)
#1736: NAPSTER LIVES (Thu, 2004 Mar 25)
#1735: VISITING JAPAN (Wed, 2004 Mar 24)
#1734: PEARL HARBOR (Tue, 2004 Mar 23)
#1733: A TRANSSEXUAL DILEMMA (Mon, 2004 Mar 22)
#1732: A POLITICAL REALITY (Sun, 2004 Mar 21)
#1731: THE PERIODIC TABLE OF OH MY GOD (Sat, 2004 Mar 20)
#1730: TRUE CONFESSIONS: SECRET WEAPONS OF WORLD WAR II (Fri, 2004 Mar 19)
#1729: JEOPARDY GONE WRONG (Thu, 2004 Mar 18)
#1728: YOU COLLEGE GIRLS (Wed, 2004 Mar 17)
#1727: THE PORN CLAM ON: ANAL SEX (Tue, 2004 Mar 16)
#1726: SUPER SIZE (Mon, 2004 Mar 15)
#1725: INSIDE THE ACTOR'S STUDIO (Sun, 2004 Mar 14)
#1724: BEHIND THE TIMES (Sat, 2004 Mar 13)
#1723: MISSING (Fri, 2004 Mar 12)
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#1745: JESUS: THE DAWN OF REALIZATION

Sat, 2004 Apr 3

jesus

YOU'VE SEEN THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST                             
                                                                      
YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST YET                        
BUT HAVE A STRONG OPINION ON IT                                       
                                                                      
WELL GET READY !!!!!! HERE COMES ........                             
JESUS: THE DAWN OF REALIZATION                                        
                                                                      
                                                                      
                    I'VE BEEN PUT ON THIS DIRTY SHITBALL OF A PLANET  
                     TO DO WHAT ??!?!?!?!? YOU CAN'T REALLY BE SERIOUS
                                                                      
                       HOW ABOUT FUCK YOU AND I'M OPENING A STARBUCKS 
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