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#1766: CHOOSING LINGERIE (Sat, 2004 Apr 24)
#1765: GETTING HIGH (Fri, 2004 Apr 23)
#1764: DUMP GOD (Thu, 2004 Apr 22)
#1763: FLEA REMINISCING ON THE SHIELD (Wed, 2004 Apr 21)
#1762: WORST PIANO TEACHER EVER (Tue, 2004 Apr 20)
#1761: VAGINA MONOLOGUES (Mon, 2004 Apr 19)
#1760: A PATRIOTIC #30 (Sun, 2004 Apr 18)
#1759: GOD DIDN'T MAKE ME (Sat, 2004 Apr 17)
#1758: BURMA SHAVE (Fri, 2004 Apr 16)
#1757: ZERO TO PUNCH (Thu, 2004 Apr 15)
#1756: SKEET (Wed, 2004 Apr 14)
#1755: YOUR DREAMS (Tue, 2004 Apr 13)
#1754: MIRROR, MIRROR (Mon, 2004 Apr 12)
#1753: DECIMAL POINT (Sun, 2004 Apr 11)
#1752: RUSSIAN DOLLS (Sat, 2004 Apr 10)
#1751: NEW COFFEE BRAND (DRINK UP) (Fri, 2004 Apr 9)
#1750: (NOT) MORMON EGGS (Thu, 2004 Apr 8)
#1749: A TRUISM IF THERE EVER WAS ONE (Wed, 2004 Apr 7)
#1748: PORN BLOOPERS (Tue, 2004 Apr 6)
#1747: USEFUL FRENCH PHRASES (Mon, 2004 Apr 5)
#1746: WAITER (Sun, 2004 Apr 4)
#1745: JESUS: THE DAWN OF REALIZATION (Sat, 2004 Apr 3)
#1744: COMPLETELY CAREFUL (Fri, 2004 Apr 2)
#1743: THE NEW HOT SPORTS GAME (Thu, 2004 Apr 1)
#1742: LIKE A TATTOO (Wed, 2004 Mar 31)
#1741: SECRET LEVEL (Tue, 2004 Mar 30)
#1740: ANTI STAR TREK (Mon, 2004 Mar 29)
#1739: OBSCENITY (Sun, 2004 Mar 28)
#1738: TERTIARY PNEUMONIA TREE (Sat, 2004 Mar 27)
#1737: RELATIVISTIC ABERRATION (Fri, 2004 Mar 26)
#1736: NAPSTER LIVES (Thu, 2004 Mar 25)
#1735: VISITING JAPAN (Wed, 2004 Mar 24)
#1734: PEARL HARBOR (Tue, 2004 Mar 23)
#1733: A TRANSSEXUAL DILEMMA (Mon, 2004 Mar 22)
#1732: A POLITICAL REALITY (Sun, 2004 Mar 21)
#1731: THE PERIODIC TABLE OF OH MY GOD (Sat, 2004 Mar 20)
#1730: TRUE CONFESSIONS: SECRET WEAPONS OF WORLD WAR II (Fri, 2004 Mar 19)
#1729: JEOPARDY GONE WRONG (Thu, 2004 Mar 18)
#1728: YOU COLLEGE GIRLS (Wed, 2004 Mar 17)
#1727: THE PORN CLAM ON: ANAL SEX (Tue, 2004 Mar 16)
#1726: SUPER SIZE (Mon, 2004 Mar 15)
#1725: INSIDE THE ACTOR'S STUDIO (Sun, 2004 Mar 14)
#1724: BEHIND THE TIMES (Sat, 2004 Mar 13)
#1723: MISSING (Fri, 2004 Mar 12)
#1722: ALPHA WAFFLE CANCEL FAQ (Thu, 2004 Mar 11)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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