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#1056: BE A MAN (Wed, 2002 May 15)
#1055: NEVER (Tue, 2002 May 14)
#1054: HOWDY PARTNER (Mon, 2002 May 13)
#1053: HOT WATER (Sun, 2002 May 12)
#1052: WALL STREET JOURNAL (Sat, 2002 May 11)
#1051: FINALLY (Fri, 2002 May 10)
#1050: WHAT BUTTON (Thu, 2002 May 9)
#1049: BEAUTIFUL SCENE (Wed, 2002 May 8)
#1048: BI-CURIOUS SNAKE (Tue, 2002 May 7)
#1047: SBM SEEKS GWM (Mon, 2002 May 6)
#1046: HEY MIKE EISNER (Sun, 2002 May 5)
#1045: WHICH END (Sat, 2002 May 4)
#1044: A CARROT (Fri, 2002 May 3)
#1043: BEEPER (Thu, 2002 May 2)
#1042: COME (Wed, 2002 May 1)
#1041: DIETARY SUPPLEMENT (Tue, 2002 Apr 30)
#1040: MOTHER-IN-LAW (Mon, 2002 Apr 29)
#1039: RAPE RAYS REDUX (Sun, 2002 Apr 28)
#1038: BAGGING YOUR GROCERIES (Sat, 2002 Apr 27)
#1037: ANOTHER SATURDAY NIGHT (Fri, 2002 Apr 26)
#1036: PIX DISK (Thu, 2002 Apr 25)
#1035: MARILYN MANSON T-SHIRT (Wed, 2002 Apr 24)
#1034: ON ONE LEG (Tue, 2002 Apr 23)
#1033: A MASTURBATOR (Mon, 2002 Apr 22)
#1032: CAUTIONARY TALE (Sun, 2002 Apr 21)
#1031: GODDAMN DOG (Sat, 2002 Apr 20)
#1030: CIRCLE (Fri, 2002 Apr 19)
#1029: HERSHEY'S KISSES III (Thu, 2002 Apr 18)
#1028: AN IMPRESSIONABLE YOUNG SEAHORSE (Wed, 2002 Apr 17)
#1027: AFRAID OF THE FUTURE (Tue, 2002 Apr 16)
#1026: A TROOPER (Mon, 2002 Apr 15)
#1025: LET MYSELF GO (Sun, 2002 Apr 14)
#1024: HERSHEY'S KISSES II (Sat, 2002 Apr 13)
#1023: HYPNOTIZE (Fri, 2002 Apr 12)
#1022: HERSHEY'S KISSES I (Thu, 2002 Apr 11)
#1021: JIM HENSON (Wed, 2002 Apr 10)
#1020: POKEY (Tue, 2002 Apr 9)
#1019: CHAINSAW (Mon, 2002 Apr 8)
#1018: LINUX CHICK (Sun, 2002 Apr 7)
#1017: COMPLETE TOOL (Sat, 2002 Apr 6)
#1016: RED DAWN (Fri, 2002 Apr 5)
#1015: NOT LIKE ALL THE OTHER BOYS (Thu, 2002 Apr 4)
#1014: LOVE (Wed, 2002 Apr 3)
#1013: AXIS OF EVIL (Tue, 2002 Apr 2)
#1012: SKULL (Mon, 2002 Apr 1)
#1011: WHEN DOES IT END (Sun, 2002 Mar 31)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#1033: A MASTURBATOR

Mon, 2002 Apr 22

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     ,XXXXXXXXXXXXXXx_                                           
   ,XXf ~~~[XX]  ~~~XX        I FELL INTO A DITCH AND THESE      
  ,XXX <@> [XX]  <@>XXX,      GODDAMN WORKERS WHO WERE HANGING   
 ,XXXX_____[XX]_____XXXX,     OUT CAME OVER TO SEE WHAT THE NOISE
 XXXXXXXXXXX/~\XXXXXXXXXX     WAS ABOUT AND THERE I WAS WITHOUT  
XXXXXXXXXXX/   \XXXXXXXXX     MY PANTS IN A STRANGE LAND AGAIN   
XXXXXXXXXXX_____XXXXXXXXX     AND I'M THINKING WELL I BETTER     
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX     GET SOME KIND OF FREQUENT FLYER    
XXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXX     MILEAGE OUT OF THIS EXPERIENCE     
 XXXXX \XXXXXXXXXXX/ XXX!                                        
 'XXXX_______________XXX      THIS IS NO WAY TO TREAT AN AMERICAN
  'XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX       CITIZEN EVEN IF I AM A MASTURBATOR 
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       '~XXXXXXXX?~                                              

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