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#1142: ANY KIND OF DINOSAUR (Fri, 2002 Aug 9)
#1141: FOLLOW THE DOTTED LINE (Thu, 2002 Aug 8)
#1140: STAR TREK WHATEVER (Wed, 2002 Aug 7)
#1139: I NEED A RIDE (Tue, 2002 Aug 6)
#1138: HELLO (Mon, 2002 Aug 5)
#1137: NEW MARKETING TECHNIQUE (Sun, 2002 Aug 4)
#1136: SEAQUEST DSV (Sat, 2002 Aug 3)
#1135: ACTUAL SIZE (Fri, 2002 Aug 2)
#1134: SO WHAT ELSE IS NEW (Thu, 2002 Aug 1)
#1133: WHY DOES IT GO FROM RIGHT TO LEFT (Wed, 2002 Jul 31)
#1132: THE COUNT (Tue, 2002 Jul 30)
#1131: GOOD CHRISTIANS (Mon, 2002 Jul 29)
#1130: JOE COOL (Sun, 2002 Jul 28)
#1129: A NEW KIND OF BRAGGING (Sat, 2002 Jul 27)
#1128: GRATUITY (Fri, 2002 Jul 26)
#1127: PSA (Thu, 2002 Jul 25)
#1126: ZOMBIE BUNNY (Wed, 2002 Jul 24)
#1125: UNTITLED (Tue, 2002 Jul 23)
#1124: PLAGIARISM (Mon, 2002 Jul 22)
#1123: BOB MARLEY (Sun, 2002 Jul 21)
#1122: HACKERS UNITE (Sat, 2002 Jul 20)
#1121: THE RAPE STORY (Fri, 2002 Jul 19)
#1120: HBO SPECIAL (Thu, 2002 Jul 18)
#1119: RETARDED CHICKEN (Wed, 2002 Jul 17)
#1118: AND HE MEANS NOW (Tue, 2002 Jul 16)
#1117: P. DIDDY (Mon, 2002 Jul 15)
#1116: TETRIS (Sun, 2002 Jul 14)
#1115: BURNING SENSATION (Sat, 2002 Jul 13)
#1114: RAPE BLANKET (Fri, 2002 Jul 12)
#1113: PINUP (Thu, 2002 Jul 11)
#1112: COMPOSE BUTTON (Wed, 2002 Jul 10)
#1111: IT'S FOR YOU (Tue, 2002 Jul 9)
#1110: AT FIVE STARS (Mon, 2002 Jul 8)
#1109: WHAT IS THIS (Sun, 2002 Jul 7)
#1108: A RIDDLE (Sat, 2002 Jul 6)
#1107: A GUARANTEE (Fri, 2002 Jul 5)
#1106: FIRST TIME CALLER (Thu, 2002 Jul 4)
#1105: WE ALL KNOW BETTER (Wed, 2002 Jul 3)
#1104: ROBIN WILLIAMS (Tue, 2002 Jul 2)
#1103: HAITIAN (Mon, 2002 Jul 1)
#1102: EVE (Sun, 2002 Jun 30)
#1101: GOOD QUESTION (Sat, 2002 Jun 29)
#1100: ICE SHELF (Fri, 2002 Jun 28)
#1099: THE MOUSE SPEAKS (Thu, 2002 Jun 27)
#1098: OF COURSE YOU DO (Wed, 2002 Jun 26)
#1097: I'M NOT BITTER (Tue, 2002 Jun 25)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
<<< #1118: AND HE MEANS NOW | #1120: HBO SPECIAL >>>

#1119: RETARDED CHICKEN

Wed, 2002 Jul 17

  "POO IS BROWN," SAID THE CHICKEN. THE OTHER CHICKEN 
  WEARILY SIGHED. AT THIS POINT IN TIME SHE COULD ONLY
  AGREE AND TRY TO DROWN OUT THE NOISE BY DRAWING     
  HERSELF DEEPER INTO A FANTASY LAND CREATED INSIDE   
  HER HEAD. IT WAS DIFFICULT TO BE THE LEADER OF THE  
  FREE WORLD OR A BARBARIAN IN BATTLE OR EVEN A       
  KLINGON IN SPACE WHEN YOUR ONLY COMPANY WAS A       
  RETARDED CHICKEN. "POO IS NOT FOR EATING," STARTED  
  THE CHICKEN WHO THOUGHTFULLY PAUSED BEFORE ADDING,  
  "AT LEAST NOT ALL THE TIME ANYWAY." IT WOULD BE     
  YEARS BEFORE EITHER BEAST SAW SUNLIGHT AGAIN.       
                                                      
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