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#1183: OSCAR THE GROUCH (Thu, 2002 Sep 19)
#1182: MORNERS (Wed, 2002 Sep 18)
#1181: SAVE YOUR SOUL (Tue, 2002 Sep 17)
#1180: AN OPEN LETTER GORE VIDAL (Mon, 2002 Sep 16)
#1179: PERHAPS THE MOST DISTURBING ASCII ART FART EVER (Sun, 2002 Sep 15)
#1178: I AM YOUR GOD (Sat, 2002 Sep 14)
#1177: Z'HA'DUM (Fri, 2002 Sep 13)
#1176: AWWWW YEAH (Thu, 2002 Sep 12)
#1175: COME ON EVERYONE (Wed, 2002 Sep 11)
#1174: COCK NESS MONSTER (Tue, 2002 Sep 10)
#1173: PLONK II: THE WRATH OF PLONK (Mon, 2002 Sep 9)
#1172: FAG THE FLOWER (Sun, 2002 Sep 8)
#1171: QIDIOTS (Sat, 2002 Sep 7)
#1170: WICCAN WEEK: DAY FIVE (Fri, 2002 Sep 6)
#1169: WICCAN WEEK: DAY FOUR (Thu, 2002 Sep 5)
#1168: WICCAN WEEK: DAY THREE (Wed, 2002 Sep 4)
#1167: WICCAN WEEK: DAY TWO (Tue, 2002 Sep 3)
#1166: WICCAN WEEK: DAY ONE (Mon, 2002 Sep 2)
#1165: CHEAT CODES (Sun, 2002 Sep 1)
#1164: GARFIELD WORKS ON SO MANY LEVELS (Sat, 2002 Aug 31)
#1163: GUESS WHAT I'M READY FOR (Fri, 2002 Aug 30)
#1162: THEY DON'T CALL ME (Thu, 2002 Aug 29)
#1161: COPYRIGHT NOTICE (Wed, 2002 Aug 28)
#1160: SPOILERS (Tue, 2002 Aug 27)
#1159: CYBERBEAR (Mon, 2002 Aug 26)
#1158: THE DRAGON FAMILY (Sun, 2002 Aug 25)
#1157: A TRULY APPROPRIATE TATTOO (Sat, 2002 Aug 24)
#1156: JERK PRINCIPLES (Fri, 2002 Aug 23)
#1155: NETIQUETTE (Thu, 2002 Aug 22)
#1154: INSIDE JOKE (Wed, 2002 Aug 21)
#1153: 3-2-1 CONTACT (Tue, 2002 Aug 20)
#1152: LOOK AT HER GO (Mon, 2002 Aug 19)
#1151: THAT DIRECT OBJECT (Sun, 2002 Aug 18)
#1150: ZOMBIE POOH (Sat, 2002 Aug 17)
#1149: PSEUDONYMS (Fri, 2002 Aug 16)
#1148: TOO FLY (Thu, 2002 Aug 15)
#1147: GOD OF POO (Wed, 2002 Aug 14)
#1146: COLOR CUBE (Tue, 2002 Aug 13)
#1145: HIDDEN MESSAGE (Mon, 2002 Aug 12)
#1144: EXPLOITS (Sun, 2002 Aug 11)
#1143: PIANO MAN (Sat, 2002 Aug 10)
#1142: ANY KIND OF DINOSAUR (Fri, 2002 Aug 9)
#1141: FOLLOW THE DOTTED LINE (Thu, 2002 Aug 8)
#1140: STAR TREK WHATEVER (Wed, 2002 Aug 7)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#1162: THEY DON'T CALL ME

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