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#1264: A LITTLE DITTY (Mon, 2002 Dec 9)
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#1262: SOMETIMES A CIGAR IS JUST A CIGAR (Sat, 2002 Dec 7)
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#1260: BEHIND THIS PHONE BOOTH (Thu, 2002 Dec 5)
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#1250: ARCHAEOPTERYX (Mon, 2002 Nov 25)
#1249: DNA EVIDENCE (Sun, 2002 Nov 24)
#1248: AFRICAN CONGLOMERATE (Sat, 2002 Nov 23)
#1247: FOUR LETTERS (Fri, 2002 Nov 22)
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#1248: AFRICAN CONGLOMERATE

Sat, 2002 Nov 23

IN 2035 ALL THE NATIONS OF AFRICA JOINED TOGETHER TO FORM THE AFRICAN
CONGLOMERATE, A FEDERATION OF NATIONS UNDER THE COMMON GOAL OF       
BRINGING THE STANDARD OF LIVING UP TO BE COMMENSURATE WITH THE REST  
OF THE FIRST WORLD WITHOUT RELYING SO HEAVILY ON FOSSIL FUELS        
                                                                     
OH EXCEPT FOR MOROCCO WHICH WENT TO THE EUROPEAN UNION AND ALGERIA,  
LIBYA, EGYPT, AND THAT LITTLE COUNTRY BETWEEN ALGERIA AND LIBYA WHOSE
NAME I CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH ARE ALL FULL OF DIRTY DISGUSTING PEOPLE  
THAT NEED TO BE DESTROYED                                            
                                                                     
P.S. MADAGASCAR SUNK I GUESS                                         
                                                                     
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