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#1244: AIDS SPORES (Tue, 2002 Nov 19)
#1243: GRIFFIN (Mon, 2002 Nov 18)
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#1241: WOW LADY (Sat, 2002 Nov 16)
#1240: JUSTICE FILES (Fri, 2002 Nov 15)
#1239: TRUE LOVE (Thu, 2002 Nov 14)
#1238: MANATEE (Wed, 2002 Nov 13)
#1237: FEMINIST (Tue, 2002 Nov 12)
#1236: DISCO (Mon, 2002 Nov 11)
#1235: BLINK WHAT (Sun, 2002 Nov 10)
#1234: FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS (Sat, 2002 Nov 9)
#1233: THREE QUARKS FOR MUSTER MARK (Fri, 2002 Nov 8)
#1232: THE FED (Thu, 2002 Nov 7)
#1231: CLAW HAMMER (Wed, 2002 Nov 6)
#1230: GNUTELLA (Tue, 2002 Nov 5)
#1229: THE OTHER CLAIR (Mon, 2002 Nov 4)
#1228: V (Sun, 2002 Nov 3)
#1227: ALLHALLOWMAS (Sat, 2002 Nov 2)
#1226: BATTLECRUISER 4000 AD (Fri, 2002 Nov 1)
#1225: SOLARIS (Thu, 2002 Oct 31)
#1224: HALE-BOPP (Wed, 2002 Oct 30)
#1223: GAMES MAGAZINE (Tue, 2002 Oct 29)
#1222: AMAZON CUSTOMER REVIEWS (Mon, 2002 Oct 28)
#1221: TRY AS YOU MIGHT (Sun, 2002 Oct 27)
#1220: NOBODY EXPECTS (Sat, 2002 Oct 26)
#1219: QUIET YOU (Fri, 2002 Oct 25)
#1218: BUT THIS IS NOT A PERFECT WORLD (Thu, 2002 Oct 24)
#1217: WORST CEREAL EVER (Wed, 2002 Oct 23)
#1216: SQUIRREL (Tue, 2002 Oct 22)
#1215: PILGRIMS (Mon, 2002 Oct 21)
#1214: I AM THE LYTE (Sun, 2002 Oct 20)
#1213: HENRY III (Sat, 2002 Oct 19)
#1212: HOME IMPROVEMENT (Fri, 2002 Oct 18)
#1211: TOTALLY CLAMP (Thu, 2002 Oct 17)
#1210: ATTACHED CABOOSE (Wed, 2002 Oct 16)
#1209: CAPTION MISMATCH (Tue, 2002 Oct 15)
#1208: CHOCOLATES (Mon, 2002 Oct 14)
#1207: ANDY ROONEY (Sun, 2002 Oct 13)
#1206: YOUNG SCHOLAR (Sat, 2002 Oct 12)
#1205: NEVER AGAIN (Fri, 2002 Oct 11)
#1204: RAPE KIT EXTENDED REMIX (Thu, 2002 Oct 10)
#1203: WIN $20 (Wed, 2002 Oct 9)
#1202: PORCELAIN GOD (Tue, 2002 Oct 8)
#1201: IS IT WRONG (Mon, 2002 Oct 7)
#1200: MAKE IT END (Sun, 2002 Oct 6)
#1199: GODDAMN DISABILITY (Sat, 2002 Oct 5)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#1221: TRY AS YOU MIGHT

Sun, 2002 Oct 27

          !!          !!                                        
        !!!!!!      !!!!!!                                      
    ++!!!!!!!!!!##!!!!!!!!!!++                                  
  ++++++!!!!!!######!!!!!!++++++        TRY AS YOU MIGHT        
++++++++++!!##########!!++++++++++                              
++++++++++{}##########{}++++++++++    YOU WILL NOT              
  ++++++{{{}}}######{{{}}}++++++                                
    ++{{{{{}}}}}##{{{{{}}}}}++      BE ABLE TO BEAT OFF         
    %%{{{{{}}}}}--{{{{{}}}}}%%                                  
  %%%%%%{{{}}}------{{{}}}%%%%%%       TO THIS RORSCHACH        
%%%%%%%%%%{}----------{}%%%%%%%%%%                              
%%%%%%%%%%/\----------/\%%%%%%%%%%   TEST BUT DON'T LET         
  %%%%%%///\\\------///\\\%%%%%%                                
    %%/////\\\\\--/////\\\\\%%       MY NEGATIVE VOICE          
    []\\\\\/////==\\\\\/////[]                                  
  [[[]]]\\\///======\\\///[[[]]]    DISCOURAGE YOU IF YOU       
[[[[[]]]]]\/==========\/[[[[[]]]]]                              
[[[[[]]]]]||==========||[[[[[]]]]]    WANT TO START UP          
  [[[]]]||||||======||||||[[[]]]                                
    []||||||||||==||||||||||[]    AND BE A GOD-LIKE             
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  <<<>>>||||||((()))||||||<<<>>>      MASTURBATION MACHINE      
<<<<<>>>>>||((((()))))||<<<<<>>>>>                              
<<<<<>>>>>::((((()))))::<<<<<>>>>>  THEN GO FOR IT              
  <<<>>>::::::((()))::::::<<<>>>                                
    <>::::::::::()::::::::::<>     I'M JUST SAYING I CAN'T      
    ^^::::::::::  ::::::::::^^                                  
  ^^^^^^::::::      ::::::^^^^^^     GET HARD WHILE LOOKING AT  
^^^^^^^^^^::          ::^^^^^^^^^^                              
vvvvvvvvvv              vvvvvvvvvv  A PICTURE OF MY MOM DOING IT
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    vv                      vv    TWO WAY WITH THOSE CRABS      

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