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#5372: COSMOS REBOOT (Sun, 2014 Mar 9)
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#1310: CRIMINAL CODE (Fri, 2003 Jan 24)
#1309: A TRIBUTE TO SISKO (Thu, 2003 Jan 23)
#1308: DIGITAL STILL CAMERA (Wed, 2003 Jan 22)
#1307: BODY COUNT (Tue, 2003 Jan 21)
#1306: DEPOT (Mon, 2003 Jan 20)
#1305: PREFIX CODE (Sun, 2003 Jan 19)
#1304: SKOAL (Sat, 2003 Jan 18)
#1303: AEROSMITH (Fri, 2003 Jan 17)
#1302: WHAT A COUNTRY (Thu, 2003 Jan 16)
#1301: MY FAVORITE SNACK (Wed, 2003 Jan 15)
#1300: PUNISHMENT FROM GOD (Tue, 2003 Jan 14)
#1299: ASCII ART (Mon, 2003 Jan 13)
#1298: IS THAT A PIG (Sun, 2003 Jan 12)
#1297: KEYLESS ENTRY BUTTON (Sat, 2003 Jan 11)
#1296: SHE WAS BORN THAT WAY (Fri, 2003 Jan 10)
#1295: IN THE GUTTER (Thu, 2003 Jan 9)
#1294: Q.E. (Wed, 2003 Jan 8)
#1293: GANDALF THE GREY (Tue, 2003 Jan 7)
#1292: LIVELY (Mon, 2003 Jan 6)
#1291: PINKY SWEAR (Sun, 2003 Jan 5)
#1290: PLANET X-23 (Sat, 2003 Jan 4)
#1289: SOMETIMES (Fri, 2003 Jan 3)
#1288: HOBBIT (Thu, 2003 Jan 2)
#1287: TOTALLY DID ANAL (Wed, 2003 Jan 1)
#1286: SUCH A BEAUTIFUL PAIR (Tue, 2002 Dec 31)
#1285: GLOBAL GEOPOLITICS IN THE THERMONUCLEAR AGE (Mon, 2002 Dec 30)
#1284: THE PICARD MANEUVER (Sun, 2002 Dec 29)
#1283: PAYBACK (Sat, 2002 Dec 28)
#1282: MUMMENSCHANZ (Fri, 2002 Dec 27)
#1281: SEPTEMBER TENTH (Thu, 2002 Dec 26)
#1280: SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE DESIRES #1 (Wed, 2002 Dec 25)
#1279: NOBODY LEAVES (Tue, 2002 Dec 24)
#1278: THREE BEFORE LUNCH (Mon, 2002 Dec 23)
#1277: A BAD ENDING TO AN ALREADY BAD DAY (Sun, 2002 Dec 22)
#1276: HAPPY BIRTHDAY (Sat, 2002 Dec 21)
#1275: ANKLE SORE (Fri, 2002 Dec 20)
#1274: THE PROLIFIC VIRUS (Thu, 2002 Dec 19)
#1273: IT'S NOT REALLY INCEST (Wed, 2002 Dec 18)
#1272: SEARCHING FOR (Tue, 2002 Dec 17)
#1271: DELETED SCENES (Mon, 2002 Dec 16)
#1270: A POLITICALLY-ORIENTED MESSAGE FROM A FLEA (Sun, 2002 Dec 15)
#1269: SHAVED (Sat, 2002 Dec 14)
#1268: FOR THE LOVE OF MIKE (Fri, 2002 Dec 13)
#1267: ONLINE GIRLFRIEND (Thu, 2002 Dec 12)
#1266: THE DENTIST EPISODE (Wed, 2002 Dec 11)
#1265: THE GIFT OF THE MAGI (Tue, 2002 Dec 10)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#1287: TOTALLY DID ANAL

Wed, 2003 Jan 1

OKAY SO                                           
                                                  
I WAS CROSSING THE STREET AND THIS GUY WAS LIKE   
                                                  
"HEY YOU'RE CUTE"                                 
                                                  
AND I'M ALL                                       
                                                  
"GROSS DUDE"                                      
                                                  
AND HE'S ALL LIKE                                 
                                                  
"BITCH I'VE GOT A GUN GET IN THE CAR"             
                                                  
SO LIKE I TOTALLY DID ANAL FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME
                                                  
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