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#1351: A FUTURE SUPERMODEL SPEAKS (Thu, 2003 Mar 6)
#1350: YET ANOTHER PATRIOTIC EPISODE (Wed, 2003 Mar 5)
#1349: NIGHT LANDING (Tue, 2003 Mar 4)
#1348: LAWNMOWER (Mon, 2003 Mar 3)
#1347: NOT NAPALM BUT CLOSE (Sun, 2003 Mar 2)
#1346: COME TO JAMAICA (Sat, 2003 Mar 1)
#1345: BUKKAKE VICTIM NUMBER ONE (Fri, 2003 Feb 28)
#1344: NAHEO (Thu, 2003 Feb 27)
#1343: THE ALIEN SPEAKS (Wed, 2003 Feb 26)
#1342: ROCK ON (Tue, 2003 Feb 25)
#1341: JUSTICE SCALIA (Mon, 2003 Feb 24)
#1340: I HATE YOU, NEVER FORGET THAT (Sun, 2003 Feb 23)
#1339: FRIGHTENING ACRONYM (Sat, 2003 Feb 22)
#1338: AS A HOOKER (Fri, 2003 Feb 21)
#1337: WYMEN (Thu, 2003 Feb 20)
#1336: ILLUMINATI (Wed, 2003 Feb 19)
#1335: ALEPH NOT (Tue, 2003 Feb 18)
#1334: TRY ME (Mon, 2003 Feb 17)
#1333: SUNDIAL (Sun, 2003 Feb 16)
#1332: RENEGAMER (Sat, 2003 Feb 15)
#1331: CARRY ON (Fri, 2003 Feb 14)
#1330: A SURPRISE FOR YOU (Thu, 2003 Feb 13)
#1329: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT (Wed, 2003 Feb 12)
#1328: PLEASE COME BACK (Tue, 2003 Feb 11)
#1327: PINKEYE (Mon, 2003 Feb 10)
#1326: A.I. (Sun, 2003 Feb 9)
#1325: GESUNDHEIT (Sat, 2003 Feb 8)
#1324: WORLD SERIES OF FOOTBALL (Fri, 2003 Feb 7)
#1323: DUMB TAX (Thu, 2003 Feb 6)
#1322: THAT WHICH MAN WAS NOT MEANT TO KNOW (Wed, 2003 Feb 5)
#1321: THE SLASHDOT EFFECT (Tue, 2003 Feb 4)
#1320: GOLD BOX DIARY (Mon, 2003 Feb 3)
#1319: ANOTHER VERY SPECIAL EPISODE (Sun, 2003 Feb 2)
#1318: THE REAMING LESSON (Sat, 2003 Feb 1)
#1317: DEEE-LITE (Fri, 2003 Jan 31)
#1316: BOTH AND (Thu, 2003 Jan 30)
#1315: A WHOLE NEW LEVEL (Wed, 2003 Jan 29)
#1314: A WHATASAUR (Tue, 2003 Jan 28)
#1313: WHORE IN A BOX (Mon, 2003 Jan 27)
#1312: RONBO'S WORLD (Sun, 2003 Jan 26)
#1311: BLAIR 2004 (Sat, 2003 Jan 25)
#1310: CRIMINAL CODE (Fri, 2003 Jan 24)
#1309: A TRIBUTE TO SISKO (Thu, 2003 Jan 23)
#1308: DIGITAL STILL CAMERA (Wed, 2003 Jan 22)
#1307: BODY COUNT (Tue, 2003 Jan 21)
#1306: DEPOT (Mon, 2003 Jan 20)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#1328: PLEASE COME BACK

Tue, 2003 Feb 11

COME ON SWEETY PLEASE COME BACK                        
I LOVE YOU MORE THAN THE STARS ABOVE                   
I WILL MAKE YOU BREAKFAST LUNCH AND DINNER             
YOU CAN LIVE YOUR LIFE ENTIRELY NAKED IN BED I WILL    
TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING!!!                             
I KNOW MY PENIS IS SIGNIFICANTLY SMALLER THAN YOUR LAST
BOYFRIEND'S BUT I DO HAVE THAT LOVELY PIERCING!!!      
                                                       
WHAT'S THIS A RESTRAINING ORDER                        
                                                       
200 FEET??? YOU FLIRT!!!                               
                                                       
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