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#5372: COSMOS REBOOT (Sun, 2014 Mar 9)
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#1704: A HAIKU (Sun, 2004 Feb 22)
#1703: BLOOD BLISTER (Sat, 2004 Feb 21)
#1702: DO YOU THINK HE ANKYLOSAURUS (Fri, 2004 Feb 20)
#1701: CONSTIPATION (Thu, 2004 Feb 19)
#1700: THY NAME IS CUBA (Wed, 2004 Feb 18)
#1699: SAME ACTOR WRONG CHARACTER (Tue, 2004 Feb 17)
#1698: STARING INTO THE FACE OF GOD (Mon, 2004 Feb 16)
#1697: COMMITTED TO THE CAUSE (Sun, 2004 Feb 15)
#1696: THE TOUGHEST CATERPILLAR IN TOWN (Sat, 2004 Feb 14)
#1695: WACKO JACKO II (Fri, 2004 Feb 13)
#1694: CLASSIFYING WOMEN (Thu, 2004 Feb 12)
#1693: HER ITINERARY (Wed, 2004 Feb 11)
#1692: SLAC (Tue, 2004 Feb 10)
#1691: FROM THE MIND OF MINOLTA (Mon, 2004 Feb 9)
#1690: NO THUMB WAR (Sun, 2004 Feb 8)
#1689: FIVE SECOND RULE (Sat, 2004 Feb 7)
#1688: MY TURN (Fri, 2004 Feb 6)
#1687: EGG NOG (Thu, 2004 Feb 5)
#1686: CRUISING (Wed, 2004 Feb 4)
#1685: UMBRELLA SAFETY LESSON #27 (Tue, 2004 Feb 3)
#1684: MY CHECK BOUNCED (Mon, 2004 Feb 2)
#1683: CERBERUS' STORY (Sun, 2004 Feb 1)
#1682: CHICKENHAWKING (Sat, 2004 Jan 31)
#1681: I HAVE NO HEIGHT AND I MUST PUNCH (Fri, 2004 Jan 30)
#1680: PULLING NO PUNCHES (Thu, 2004 Jan 29)
#1679: SCHROEDINGER'S CAT WANTS OUT OF THE BOX (Wed, 2004 Jan 28)
#1678: ANDREW W.K. (Tue, 2004 Jan 27)
#1677: OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE (Mon, 2004 Jan 26)
#1676: MODERN ART (Sun, 2004 Jan 25)
#1675: PEOPLE DO (Sat, 2004 Jan 24)
#1674: STAR WARS MYSTIQUE (Fri, 2004 Jan 23)
#1673: THE END OF INNOCENCE (Thu, 2004 Jan 22)
#1672: POLYAMORY (Wed, 2004 Jan 21)
#1671: HOMELAND SECURITY ADVISORY SYSTEM (Tue, 2004 Jan 20)
#1670: AMOEBA CLEANSING SYNDROME (Mon, 2004 Jan 19)
#1669: APOLLO 1 (Sun, 2004 Jan 18)
#1668: SEEKING YOUR HONEST OPINION (Sat, 2004 Jan 17)
#1667: DIABLO (Fri, 2004 Jan 16)
#1666: ARABIC AND GERMAN (Thu, 2004 Jan 15)
#1665: FRIAR TUCK (Wed, 2004 Jan 14)
#1664: BUSY BODY (Tue, 2004 Jan 13)
#1663: AN INTIMATE CHAT SESSION (Mon, 2004 Jan 12)
#1662: MATHWORLD (Sun, 2004 Jan 11)
#1661: OSCAR WILDE (Sat, 2004 Jan 10)
#1660: GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD (Fri, 2004 Jan 9)
#1659: TRUE CONFESSIONS OF A TODDLER (Thu, 2004 Jan 8)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#1681: I HAVE NO HEIGHT AND I MUST PUNCH

Fri, 2004 Jan 30

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