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#3728: SO LOOK OUT (Mon, 2009 Sep 7)
#3727: CHOPLIFTER (Sun, 2009 Sep 6)
#3726: SINCERE WISHES (Sat, 2009 Sep 5)
#3725: MONIQUE ALEXANDER (Fri, 2009 Sep 4)
#3724: STAYCATION (Thu, 2009 Sep 3)
#3723: HENRY KISSINGER (Wed, 2009 Sep 2)
#3722: VIOLET (Tue, 2009 Sep 1)
#3721: HAPPY SPERM (Mon, 2009 Aug 31)
#3720: AURAL (Sun, 2009 Aug 30)
#3719: A BEAUTIFUL HAIKU (Sat, 2009 Aug 29)
#3718: ILL OF THE DEAD (Fri, 2009 Aug 28)
#3717: LIONIZE (Thu, 2009 Aug 27)
#3716: AZERTY (Wed, 2009 Aug 26)
#3715: BATMANWHAT (Tue, 2009 Aug 25)
#3714: TEA PARTY (Mon, 2009 Aug 24)
#3713: A SERIOUS NATIONAL DISCUSSION (Sun, 2009 Aug 23)
#3712: SCURVY (Sat, 2009 Aug 22)
#3711: CULTURE WARS (Fri, 2009 Aug 21)
#3710: FISK (Thu, 2009 Aug 20)
#3709: NATIONALIZATION (Wed, 2009 Aug 19)
#3708: TAKINGS CLAUSE (Tue, 2009 Aug 18)
#3707: AMY WINEHOUSE (Mon, 2009 Aug 17)
#3706: UNIVERSAL LIFE CHURCH (Sun, 2009 Aug 16)
#3705: LOWERING EXPECTATIONS (Sat, 2009 Aug 15)
#3704: VANESSA LANE (Fri, 2009 Aug 14)
#3703: WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS (Thu, 2009 Aug 13)
#3702: WOMANINFORM (Wed, 2009 Aug 12)
#3701: IF GOD HAD WANTED (Tue, 2009 Aug 11)
#3700: NEW NAME (Mon, 2009 Aug 10)
#3699: LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE (Sun, 2009 Aug 9)
#3698: PURPLE PROSE (Sat, 2009 Aug 8)
#3697: CHARLOTTE BRONTE (Fri, 2009 Aug 7)
#3696: MICROSOFT SILVERLIGHT (Thu, 2009 Aug 6)
#3695: BIRTH CERTIFICATE (Wed, 2009 Aug 5)
#3694: SPHERE (Tue, 2009 Aug 4)
#3693: ZOMBIE MILTON FRIEDMAN (Mon, 2009 Aug 3)
#3692: SOCKINGTON (Sun, 2009 Aug 2)
#3691: FIST FLU (Sat, 2009 Aug 1)
#3690: HONDURAS (Fri, 2009 Jul 31)
#3689: WIKIA (Thu, 2009 Jul 30)
#3688: THE IMPACT ON JUPITER (Wed, 2009 Jul 29)
#3687: WELCOME TO THE FUTURE (Tue, 2009 Jul 28)
#3686: SCREWDRIVER (Mon, 2009 Jul 27)
#3685: SHIVA (Sun, 2009 Jul 26)
#3684: QREAGHTIVE (Sat, 2009 Jul 25)
#3683: FIREBALL (Fri, 2009 Jul 24)
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#3705: LOWERING EXPECTATIONS

Sat, 2009 Aug 15

          ________                                                             
         /________\     GOTTA MAKE MYSELF PRETTY SO SOMEDAY A MAN WILL         
        //( ( ( ( \\     MARRY ME                                              
       || <o> <o>((||                                                          
       ||) ) `  ) )||     WAIT                                                 
       || (\___( ( ||                                                          
       \|) )    \)_|/   GOTTA MAKE MYSELF PRETTY SO SOMEDAY A RICH MAN         
       / ((\_v_/   \     WILL MARRY ME                                         
      /  /)  x    \ \                                                          
      | |    x    | |     WAIT                                                 
      |  \   x   /  |                                                          
      |  |   x   |  |   GOTTA MAKE MYSELF PRETTY SO SOMEDAY A RICH, POWERFUL,  
      |  |\  x  /|  |    KIND, HANDSOME MAN WILL MARRY ME                      
      |  |/\ x /\|  |                                                          
      |  |  \x/  |  |     WHAT                                                 
      |  |   V   |  |                                                          
     /____\     /____\    OKAY FINE                                            
       | |       | |                                                           
      /  \       /  \   GOTTA MAKE MYSELF PRETTY SO A RICH MAN WILL MARRY ME   
      |  |       |  |                                                          
      `~~|       |~~'     SHEESH OKAY                                          
         |\     /|                                                             
         |  \ /  |      GOTTA MAKE MYSELF PRETTY SO SOMEDAY A MAN WILL MARRY ME
         |___V___|                                                             
         |  / \  |        JEEZ FINE FINE                                       
         | /   \ |                                                             
         |/     \|      SOMEDAY A MAN WILL MARRY ME                            
        /         \                                                            
       /           \      HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GOOD LORD                
______/             \_______                                                   
============================                                                   
Alyssa                                                                         
                        MAYBE SOMEDAY A MAN WILL MARRY ME ???///               

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