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#3660: SENATOR AL FRANKEN (Wed, 2009 Jul 1)
#3659: BRIGHT (Tue, 2009 Jun 30)
#3658: MATH IS HARD (Mon, 2009 Jun 29)
#3657: SOMETHING WE CAN ALL BE PROUD OF (Sun, 2009 Jun 28)
#3656: YOUR CHOICE (Sat, 2009 Jun 27)
#3655: NEW KING OF POP (Fri, 2009 Jun 26)
#3654: ARGENTINA (Thu, 2009 Jun 25)
#3653: NO HARD FEELINGS, HOPE WE CAN STILL BE FRIENDS (Wed, 2009 Jun 24)
#3652: PEREZ HILTON VS. WILL.I.AM (Tue, 2009 Jun 23)
#3651: A NEW CZAR (Mon, 2009 Jun 22)
#3650: SOLIDARITY BY ICON (Sun, 2009 Jun 21)
#3649: I MAY BE A SLOB (Sat, 2009 Jun 20)
#3648: THE STONING (Fri, 2009 Jun 19)
#3647: TWO WORDS YOU WILL WANT TO IMMEDIATELY FORGET (Thu, 2009 Jun 18)
#3646: HANGOVER CURE (Wed, 2009 Jun 17)
#3645: FLAG DAY (Tue, 2009 Jun 16)
#3644: IRANIAN REVOLUTION II (Mon, 2009 Jun 15)
#3643: PLUTOCRATS (Sun, 2009 Jun 14)
#3642: HOMEOPATHY (Sat, 2009 Jun 13)
#3641: LILITH FAIR (Fri, 2009 Jun 12)
#3640: THE OBVIOUS (Thu, 2009 Jun 11)
#3639: L4D2 (Wed, 2009 Jun 10)
#3638: OUR NEW SUPREME COURT JUSTICE NOMINEE (Tue, 2009 Jun 9)
#3637: STATE OF PLAY (Mon, 2009 Jun 8)
#3636: THE FIRST FAMILY (Sun, 2009 Jun 7)
#3635: DAVID CARRADINE (Sat, 2009 Jun 6)
#3634: LOOK AT ME (Fri, 2009 Jun 5)
#3633: SIXTIES KISS (Thu, 2009 Jun 4)
#3632: BE DOWN IN A BIT (Wed, 2009 Jun 3)
#3631: MY JOB IS DONE (Tue, 2009 Jun 2)
#3630: THE DIE-DINE DISTINCTION (Mon, 2009 Jun 1)
#3629: GREETINGS FROM SUNNY HAWAII (Sun, 2009 May 31)
#3628: A CANDLE TO THE DARKNESS (Sat, 2009 May 30)
#3627: JONESIN' (Fri, 2009 May 29)
#3626: UGLIES (Thu, 2009 May 28)
#3625: THE SECRET SHAME OF ERUCTATION (Wed, 2009 May 27)
#3624: ELLA ENCHANTED (Tue, 2009 May 26)
#3623: STAR TREK (Mon, 2009 May 25)
#3622: DEFAULT TO HOT (Sun, 2009 May 24)
#3621: OUT OF MY BEDROOM (Sat, 2009 May 23)
#3620: NEED TO BE LET OUT (Fri, 2009 May 22)
#3619: EARTH FIRST (Thu, 2009 May 21)
#3618: DIG DUG (Wed, 2009 May 20)
#3617: HIGH VELOCITY DUMP (Tue, 2009 May 19)
#3616: THE DAY (Mon, 2009 May 18)
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#3638: OUR NEW SUPREME COURT JUSTICE NOMINEE

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