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#3631: MY JOB IS DONE (Tue, 2009 Jun 2)
#3630: THE DIE-DINE DISTINCTION (Mon, 2009 Jun 1)
#3629: GREETINGS FROM SUNNY HAWAII (Sun, 2009 May 31)
#3628: A CANDLE TO THE DARKNESS (Sat, 2009 May 30)
#3627: JONESIN' (Fri, 2009 May 29)
#3626: UGLIES (Thu, 2009 May 28)
#3625: THE SECRET SHAME OF ERUCTATION (Wed, 2009 May 27)
#3624: ELLA ENCHANTED (Tue, 2009 May 26)
#3623: STAR TREK (Mon, 2009 May 25)
#3622: DEFAULT TO HOT (Sun, 2009 May 24)
#3621: OUT OF MY BEDROOM (Sat, 2009 May 23)
#3620: NEED TO BE LET OUT (Fri, 2009 May 22)
#3619: EARTH FIRST (Thu, 2009 May 21)
#3618: DIG DUG (Wed, 2009 May 20)
#3617: HIGH VELOCITY DUMP (Tue, 2009 May 19)
#3616: THE DAY (Mon, 2009 May 18)
#3615: LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE (Sun, 2009 May 17)
#3614: DON'T IT MAKE (Sat, 2009 May 16)
#3613: ANAL WEEK: THIS HANDY MACE (Fri, 2009 May 15)
#3612: ANAL WEEK: SHOWER DRAIN TREASURES (Thu, 2009 May 14)
#3611: ANAL WEEK: THANKS NANCY (Wed, 2009 May 13)
#3610: ANAL WEEK: UP MY ASS YOU GO (Tue, 2009 May 12)
#3609: ANAL WEEK: TIRED OF LISTENING (Mon, 2009 May 11)
#3608: HELP (Sun, 2009 May 10)
#3607: DIS-BOAT-LIEF (Sat, 2009 May 9)
#3606: NO MATHEMATICIANS ALLOWED (Fri, 2009 May 8)
#3605: FIREFLY (Thu, 2009 May 7)
#3604: A DAY WITHOUT A GAY (Wed, 2009 May 6)
#3603: SWINE FLU (Tue, 2009 May 5)
#3602: THE CLOSING OF GEOCITIES (Mon, 2009 May 4)
#3601: BEAUTY CONTEST JUDGE (Sun, 2009 May 3)
#3600: AQUATIC WEEK: IF YOU NEED ME (Sat, 2009 May 2)
#3599: AQUATIC WEEK: REST IN PEACE (Fri, 2009 May 1)
#3598: AQUATIC WEEK: DON'T LISTEN TO HIM (Thu, 2009 Apr 30)
#3597: AQUATIC WEEK: DESTINY'S CHILD (Wed, 2009 Apr 29)
#3596: AQUATIC WEEK: A LITTLE LATE TO THE PARTY (Tue, 2009 Apr 28)
#3595: AQUATIC WEEK: THAT'S NOT AMORE (Mon, 2009 Apr 27)
#3594: TWENTIETH CENTURY (Sun, 2009 Apr 26)
#3593: FROM THE REVERSE ANGLE (Sat, 2009 Apr 25)
#3592: FICTIONAL BALLS (Fri, 2009 Apr 24)
#3591: SHORT ANSWER: YES BUT (Thu, 2009 Apr 23)
#3590: A TYPICAL DAY AT THE OFFICE (Wed, 2009 Apr 22)
#3589: LICKERISH (Tue, 2009 Apr 21)
#3588: PINK PANTHER 3 (Mon, 2009 Apr 20)
#3587: PROFESSIONAL ARTIST (Sun, 2009 Apr 19)
#3586: GLENN BECK (Sat, 2009 Apr 18)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#3608: HELP

Sun, 2009 May 10

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|               _____               |                                      
|               \ o /               |    HELP                              
|                ~~~                |                                      
|                Dux                |                                      
|                                   |                                      
|                                   |                                      
|                                   |    I'VE FALLEN ON MY HEAD            
|                                   |    AND MY HEAD IS IN THE TOILET      
 -----------------------------------     AND SOMEONE IS FLUSHING THE TOILET
         |   __------__   |              AND IT'S MAKING GURGLING NOISES   
        /  ./  ,.....,  \. \             AS IT'S SUCKING MY HEAD           
      /  ./   .   _   .  \.  \           INTO THE HOLE                     
    /    /       /o)_//   \   \          AND I CAN'T BREATHE               
   (     (  ~   "(__)   _ )    )                                           
    \     \.   ~_~~~~~  ./    /                                            
      \     \.________./    /                                              
         \                /                                                
            \.========./                                                   
            I          I                                                   
            I          I                 I SAID HELP                       
           /]          [\                                                  
     cfbd //            \\                                                 
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