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#5372: COSMOS REBOOT (Sun, 2014 Mar 9)
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#3610: ANAL WEEK: UP MY ASS YOU GO (Tue, 2009 May 12)
#3609: ANAL WEEK: TIRED OF LISTENING (Mon, 2009 May 11)
#3608: HELP (Sun, 2009 May 10)
#3607: DIS-BOAT-LIEF (Sat, 2009 May 9)
#3606: NO MATHEMATICIANS ALLOWED (Fri, 2009 May 8)
#3605: FIREFLY (Thu, 2009 May 7)
#3604: A DAY WITHOUT A GAY (Wed, 2009 May 6)
#3603: SWINE FLU (Tue, 2009 May 5)
#3602: THE CLOSING OF GEOCITIES (Mon, 2009 May 4)
#3601: BEAUTY CONTEST JUDGE (Sun, 2009 May 3)
#3600: AQUATIC WEEK: IF YOU NEED ME (Sat, 2009 May 2)
#3599: AQUATIC WEEK: REST IN PEACE (Fri, 2009 May 1)
#3598: AQUATIC WEEK: DON'T LISTEN TO HIM (Thu, 2009 Apr 30)
#3597: AQUATIC WEEK: DESTINY'S CHILD (Wed, 2009 Apr 29)
#3596: AQUATIC WEEK: A LITTLE LATE TO THE PARTY (Tue, 2009 Apr 28)
#3595: AQUATIC WEEK: THAT'S NOT AMORE (Mon, 2009 Apr 27)
#3594: TWENTIETH CENTURY (Sun, 2009 Apr 26)
#3593: FROM THE REVERSE ANGLE (Sat, 2009 Apr 25)
#3592: FICTIONAL BALLS (Fri, 2009 Apr 24)
#3591: SHORT ANSWER: YES BUT (Thu, 2009 Apr 23)
#3590: A TYPICAL DAY AT THE OFFICE (Wed, 2009 Apr 22)
#3589: LICKERISH (Tue, 2009 Apr 21)
#3588: PINK PANTHER 3 (Mon, 2009 Apr 20)
#3587: PROFESSIONAL ARTIST (Sun, 2009 Apr 19)
#3586: GLENN BECK (Sat, 2009 Apr 18)
#3585: MORE ABOUT TWITTER (Fri, 2009 Apr 17)
#3584: EGG CUBERS (Thu, 2009 Apr 16)
#3583: PAINTING WITH A WIDE BRUSH (Wed, 2009 Apr 15)
#3582: OH PADDINGTON (Tue, 2009 Apr 14)
#3581: CAVEAT _____ (Mon, 2009 Apr 13)
#3580: PARKINSON'S (Sun, 2009 Apr 12)
#3579: DEEPEST SEXUAL FANTASY (Sat, 2009 Apr 11)
#3578: QUICK RECAP (Fri, 2009 Apr 10)
#3577: DARWINISM (Thu, 2009 Apr 9)
#3576: WRITE YOUR CONGRESSMAN (Wed, 2009 Apr 8)
#3575: NORMAN MAILER (Tue, 2009 Apr 7)
#3574: THE TRUTH FINALLY COMES OUT (Mon, 2009 Apr 6)
#3573: ANDY KAUFMAN (Sun, 2009 Apr 5)
#3572: BPC (Sat, 2009 Apr 4)
#3571: CLEARLY AND CONCISELY (Fri, 2009 Apr 3)
#3570: PROBABLY NOT THE SECOND ONE (Thu, 2009 Apr 2)
#3569: HARD BOILED EGGS (Wed, 2009 Apr 1)
#3568: SUPERID (Tue, 2009 Mar 31)
#3567: ALL I'M GOOD FOR (Mon, 2009 Mar 30)
#3566: SHAMWOW (Sun, 2009 Mar 29)
#3565: EARTH HOUR 2009 (Sat, 2009 Mar 28)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#3587: PROFESSIONAL ARTIST

Sun, 2009 Apr 19

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       /   | /  /z /H                                                      
      / /| |/  /z   Y                                                      
     / / |    / {)  d                                                      
    / / %|   /  /|                                                         
   |  |&"|  /    Y                                                         
   |  | /  /     d                                                         
   |  |/  /                                                                
   |     /  HEY GUESS WHAT FOLKS                                           
   |    /                                                                  
   |   /  YOU KNOW ALL THOSE GREAT ARTISTS THROUGHOUT HISTORY WHOSE        
   |  /  NAMES YOU INSTANTLY RECOGNIZE AND WHOSE WORK YOU APPRECIATE       
   | /                                                                     
DR |/  GET THIS THROUGH YOUR FUCKING HEADS:                                
                                                                           
     PEOPLE PAID FOR WHAT THEY DID BECAUSE IT WAS WORTH SOMETHING          
                                                                           
   SMEARING BULLSHIT ON A CANVAS ENTITLES YOU TO PAY FOR YOUR OWN CANVASSES

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