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#3584: EGG CUBERS (Thu, 2009 Apr 16)
#3583: PAINTING WITH A WIDE BRUSH (Wed, 2009 Apr 15)
#3582: OH PADDINGTON (Tue, 2009 Apr 14)
#3581: CAVEAT _____ (Mon, 2009 Apr 13)
#3580: PARKINSON'S (Sun, 2009 Apr 12)
#3579: DEEPEST SEXUAL FANTASY (Sat, 2009 Apr 11)
#3578: QUICK RECAP (Fri, 2009 Apr 10)
#3577: DARWINISM (Thu, 2009 Apr 9)
#3576: WRITE YOUR CONGRESSMAN (Wed, 2009 Apr 8)
#3575: NORMAN MAILER (Tue, 2009 Apr 7)
#3574: THE TRUTH FINALLY COMES OUT (Mon, 2009 Apr 6)
#3573: ANDY KAUFMAN (Sun, 2009 Apr 5)
#3572: BPC (Sat, 2009 Apr 4)
#3571: CLEARLY AND CONCISELY (Fri, 2009 Apr 3)
#3570: PROBABLY NOT THE SECOND ONE (Thu, 2009 Apr 2)
#3569: HARD BOILED EGGS (Wed, 2009 Apr 1)
#3568: SUPERID (Tue, 2009 Mar 31)
#3567: ALL I'M GOOD FOR (Mon, 2009 Mar 30)
#3566: SHAMWOW (Sun, 2009 Mar 29)
#3565: EARTH HOUR 2009 (Sat, 2009 Mar 28)
#3564: DARKEST SECRET (Fri, 2009 Mar 27)
#3563: NEWFOUND BANDWIDTH (Thu, 2009 Mar 26)
#3562: BATTLESTAR GALACTICA FINALE SPOILERS (Wed, 2009 Mar 25)
#3561: WHO CAN I BILL (Tue, 2009 Mar 24)
#3560: DIANE REHM (Mon, 2009 Mar 23)
#3559: A THOUGHTLESS JOKE (Sun, 2009 Mar 22)
#3558: PROTISTS (Sat, 2009 Mar 21)
#3557: SERIOUSLY NOW (Fri, 2009 Mar 20)
#3556: HIS BASTOGNE (Thu, 2009 Mar 19)
#3555: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN (Wed, 2009 Mar 18)
#3554: FLOOR ANGER (Tue, 2009 Mar 17)
#3553: RAPE RESPONSIBLY (Mon, 2009 Mar 16)
#3552: RESERVING THE RIGHT (Sun, 2009 Mar 15)
#3551: A WORD OF WARNING (Sat, 2009 Mar 14)
#3550: CARRY ON DUDE (Fri, 2009 Mar 13)
#3549: INTERROWHAT (Thu, 2009 Mar 12)
#3548: EVOLVE AS A BLOGGER (Wed, 2009 Mar 11)
#3547: PNEUMONIA (Tue, 2009 Mar 10)
#3546: LEAVING DEVIANTART (Mon, 2009 Mar 9)
#3545: GREEN (Sun, 2009 Mar 8)
#3544: POST (Sat, 2009 Mar 7)
#3543: I ALWAYS LIKE A CHALLENGE (Fri, 2009 Mar 6)
#3542: THE FIRST DAY II (Thu, 2009 Mar 5)
#3541: DUB DUB DUB (Wed, 2009 Mar 4)
#3540: DUNK CONTEST (Tue, 2009 Mar 3)
#3539: DVORAK (Mon, 2009 Mar 2)
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#3561: WHO CAN I BILL

Tue, 2009 Mar 24

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    \\//     WHO CAN I BILL FOR THE HALF AN HOUR OF MY LIFE              
   .-~~-.     WASTED HITTING ON THE MARRIED WOMAN                        
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| |      | |                                                             
| |   .-"| |.   IT'S A BIT HARD TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN           
". `,",-" ,'.".  "I'M BEING NICE BECAUSE I'M CONTENT DESPITE HUSBAND" VS.
  `| |_,-'   | |  "I'M BEING NICE BECAUSE I'M ACTUALLY TRYING TO BE NICE"
   | |       | |                                                         
   ". `-._,-' ."                                                         
hjw  `-.___,-'   NEXT TIME I'M TRYING A FULL BIOPSY AFTER "HELLO"        

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