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#3575: NORMAN MAILER (Tue, 2009 Apr 7)
#3574: THE TRUTH FINALLY COMES OUT (Mon, 2009 Apr 6)
#3573: ANDY KAUFMAN (Sun, 2009 Apr 5)
#3572: BPC (Sat, 2009 Apr 4)
#3571: CLEARLY AND CONCISELY (Fri, 2009 Apr 3)
#3570: PROBABLY NOT THE SECOND ONE (Thu, 2009 Apr 2)
#3569: HARD BOILED EGGS (Wed, 2009 Apr 1)
#3568: SUPERID (Tue, 2009 Mar 31)
#3567: ALL I'M GOOD FOR (Mon, 2009 Mar 30)
#3566: SHAMWOW (Sun, 2009 Mar 29)
#3565: EARTH HOUR 2009 (Sat, 2009 Mar 28)
#3564: DARKEST SECRET (Fri, 2009 Mar 27)
#3563: NEWFOUND BANDWIDTH (Thu, 2009 Mar 26)
#3562: BATTLESTAR GALACTICA FINALE SPOILERS (Wed, 2009 Mar 25)
#3561: WHO CAN I BILL (Tue, 2009 Mar 24)
#3560: DIANE REHM (Mon, 2009 Mar 23)
#3559: A THOUGHTLESS JOKE (Sun, 2009 Mar 22)
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#3557: SERIOUSLY NOW (Fri, 2009 Mar 20)
#3556: HIS BASTOGNE (Thu, 2009 Mar 19)
#3555: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN (Wed, 2009 Mar 18)
#3554: FLOOR ANGER (Tue, 2009 Mar 17)
#3553: RAPE RESPONSIBLY (Mon, 2009 Mar 16)
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#3546: LEAVING DEVIANTART (Mon, 2009 Mar 9)
#3545: GREEN (Sun, 2009 Mar 8)
#3544: POST (Sat, 2009 Mar 7)
#3543: I ALWAYS LIKE A CHALLENGE (Fri, 2009 Mar 6)
#3542: THE FIRST DAY II (Thu, 2009 Mar 5)
#3541: DUB DUB DUB (Wed, 2009 Mar 4)
#3540: DUNK CONTEST (Tue, 2009 Mar 3)
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#3538: HAL (Sun, 2009 Mar 1)
#3537: COINCIDENCE (Sat, 2009 Feb 28)
#3536: UNIX TIME (Fri, 2009 Feb 27)
#3535: TINA FEY REDUX (Thu, 2009 Feb 26)
#3534: ACCORDING TO HINDU MYTH (Wed, 2009 Feb 25)
#3533: DODECAHEDRUPLETS (Tue, 2009 Feb 24)
#3532: THEY MIGHT BE CHILDREN (Mon, 2009 Feb 23)
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#3554: FLOOR ANGER

Tue, 2009 Mar 17

CAN SOMEBODY TELL ME WHY MY FEET ARE SO FUCKING HUGE    
AND HAND ME MY INHALER FOR CRYING OUT LOUD              
                                                        
I CAN REALLY SEE HOW FAR YOUR FAT FUCKING STOMACH STICKS
OUT FROM DOWN HERE                                      
                                                        
LOSE SOME WEIGHT OR I'M PUTTING YOU DOWN LIKE LIVESTOCK 
QUIT BLUBBERING YOU WHIMPERING COW AND HELP ME UP       
                                                        
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