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#3590: A TYPICAL DAY AT THE OFFICE (Wed, 2009 Apr 22)
#3589: LICKERISH (Tue, 2009 Apr 21)
#3588: PINK PANTHER 3 (Mon, 2009 Apr 20)
#3587: PROFESSIONAL ARTIST (Sun, 2009 Apr 19)
#3586: GLENN BECK (Sat, 2009 Apr 18)
#3585: MORE ABOUT TWITTER (Fri, 2009 Apr 17)
#3584: EGG CUBERS (Thu, 2009 Apr 16)
#3583: PAINTING WITH A WIDE BRUSH (Wed, 2009 Apr 15)
#3582: OH PADDINGTON (Tue, 2009 Apr 14)
#3581: CAVEAT _____ (Mon, 2009 Apr 13)
#3580: PARKINSON'S (Sun, 2009 Apr 12)
#3579: DEEPEST SEXUAL FANTASY (Sat, 2009 Apr 11)
#3578: QUICK RECAP (Fri, 2009 Apr 10)
#3577: DARWINISM (Thu, 2009 Apr 9)
#3576: WRITE YOUR CONGRESSMAN (Wed, 2009 Apr 8)
#3575: NORMAN MAILER (Tue, 2009 Apr 7)
#3574: THE TRUTH FINALLY COMES OUT (Mon, 2009 Apr 6)
#3573: ANDY KAUFMAN (Sun, 2009 Apr 5)
#3572: BPC (Sat, 2009 Apr 4)
#3571: CLEARLY AND CONCISELY (Fri, 2009 Apr 3)
#3570: PROBABLY NOT THE SECOND ONE (Thu, 2009 Apr 2)
#3569: HARD BOILED EGGS (Wed, 2009 Apr 1)
#3568: SUPERID (Tue, 2009 Mar 31)
#3567: ALL I'M GOOD FOR (Mon, 2009 Mar 30)
#3566: SHAMWOW (Sun, 2009 Mar 29)
#3565: EARTH HOUR 2009 (Sat, 2009 Mar 28)
#3564: DARKEST SECRET (Fri, 2009 Mar 27)
#3563: NEWFOUND BANDWIDTH (Thu, 2009 Mar 26)
#3562: BATTLESTAR GALACTICA FINALE SPOILERS (Wed, 2009 Mar 25)
#3561: WHO CAN I BILL (Tue, 2009 Mar 24)
#3560: DIANE REHM (Mon, 2009 Mar 23)
#3559: A THOUGHTLESS JOKE (Sun, 2009 Mar 22)
#3558: PROTISTS (Sat, 2009 Mar 21)
#3557: SERIOUSLY NOW (Fri, 2009 Mar 20)
#3556: HIS BASTOGNE (Thu, 2009 Mar 19)
#3555: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN (Wed, 2009 Mar 18)
#3554: FLOOR ANGER (Tue, 2009 Mar 17)
#3553: RAPE RESPONSIBLY (Mon, 2009 Mar 16)
#3552: RESERVING THE RIGHT (Sun, 2009 Mar 15)
#3551: A WORD OF WARNING (Sat, 2009 Mar 14)
#3550: CARRY ON DUDE (Fri, 2009 Mar 13)
#3549: INTERROWHAT (Thu, 2009 Mar 12)
#3548: EVOLVE AS A BLOGGER (Wed, 2009 Mar 11)
#3547: PNEUMONIA (Tue, 2009 Mar 10)
#3546: LEAVING DEVIANTART (Mon, 2009 Mar 9)
#3545: GREEN (Sun, 2009 Mar 8)
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