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#3563: NEWFOUND BANDWIDTH (Thu, 2009 Mar 26)
#3562: BATTLESTAR GALACTICA FINALE SPOILERS (Wed, 2009 Mar 25)
#3561: WHO CAN I BILL (Tue, 2009 Mar 24)
#3560: DIANE REHM (Mon, 2009 Mar 23)
#3559: A THOUGHTLESS JOKE (Sun, 2009 Mar 22)
#3558: PROTISTS (Sat, 2009 Mar 21)
#3557: SERIOUSLY NOW (Fri, 2009 Mar 20)
#3556: HIS BASTOGNE (Thu, 2009 Mar 19)
#3555: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN (Wed, 2009 Mar 18)
#3554: FLOOR ANGER (Tue, 2009 Mar 17)
#3553: RAPE RESPONSIBLY (Mon, 2009 Mar 16)
#3552: RESERVING THE RIGHT (Sun, 2009 Mar 15)
#3551: A WORD OF WARNING (Sat, 2009 Mar 14)
#3550: CARRY ON DUDE (Fri, 2009 Mar 13)
#3549: INTERROWHAT (Thu, 2009 Mar 12)
#3548: EVOLVE AS A BLOGGER (Wed, 2009 Mar 11)
#3547: PNEUMONIA (Tue, 2009 Mar 10)
#3546: LEAVING DEVIANTART (Mon, 2009 Mar 9)
#3545: GREEN (Sun, 2009 Mar 8)
#3544: POST (Sat, 2009 Mar 7)
#3543: I ALWAYS LIKE A CHALLENGE (Fri, 2009 Mar 6)
#3542: THE FIRST DAY II (Thu, 2009 Mar 5)
#3541: DUB DUB DUB (Wed, 2009 Mar 4)
#3540: DUNK CONTEST (Tue, 2009 Mar 3)
#3539: DVORAK (Mon, 2009 Mar 2)
#3538: HAL (Sun, 2009 Mar 1)
#3537: COINCIDENCE (Sat, 2009 Feb 28)
#3536: UNIX TIME (Fri, 2009 Feb 27)
#3535: TINA FEY REDUX (Thu, 2009 Feb 26)
#3534: ACCORDING TO HINDU MYTH (Wed, 2009 Feb 25)
#3533: DODECAHEDRUPLETS (Tue, 2009 Feb 24)
#3532: THEY MIGHT BE CHILDREN (Mon, 2009 Feb 23)
#3531: 2G1C (Sun, 2009 Feb 22)
#3530: UMBRELLA (Sat, 2009 Feb 21)
#3529: SACAGAWEA (Fri, 2009 Feb 20)
#3528: WICCAN (Thu, 2009 Feb 19)
#3527: MARS NEEDS WOMEN (Wed, 2009 Feb 18)
#3526: PAJAMAS MEDIA ADVERTISING NETWORK (Tue, 2009 Feb 17)
#3525: ZERO DAYS (Mon, 2009 Feb 16)
#3524: RINGS (Sun, 2009 Feb 15)
#3523: NO TAXATION WITHOUT (Sat, 2009 Feb 14)
#3522: SINISTER (Fri, 2009 Feb 13)
#3521: WILL.I.AM (Thu, 2009 Feb 12)
#3520: EPONYMOUS DISEASE (Wed, 2009 Feb 11)
#3519: A REAL VOICE (Tue, 2009 Feb 10)
#3518: THIS LOUSY MALARIA INFECTION (Mon, 2009 Feb 9)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#3540: DUNK CONTEST

Tue, 2009 Mar 3

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