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#3622: DEFAULT TO HOT (Sun, 2009 May 24)
#3621: OUT OF MY BEDROOM (Sat, 2009 May 23)
#3620: NEED TO BE LET OUT (Fri, 2009 May 22)
#3619: EARTH FIRST (Thu, 2009 May 21)
#3618: DIG DUG (Wed, 2009 May 20)
#3617: HIGH VELOCITY DUMP (Tue, 2009 May 19)
#3616: THE DAY (Mon, 2009 May 18)
#3615: LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE (Sun, 2009 May 17)
#3614: DON'T IT MAKE (Sat, 2009 May 16)
#3613: ANAL WEEK: THIS HANDY MACE (Fri, 2009 May 15)
#3612: ANAL WEEK: SHOWER DRAIN TREASURES (Thu, 2009 May 14)
#3611: ANAL WEEK: THANKS NANCY (Wed, 2009 May 13)
#3610: ANAL WEEK: UP MY ASS YOU GO (Tue, 2009 May 12)
#3609: ANAL WEEK: TIRED OF LISTENING (Mon, 2009 May 11)
#3608: HELP (Sun, 2009 May 10)
#3607: DIS-BOAT-LIEF (Sat, 2009 May 9)
#3606: NO MATHEMATICIANS ALLOWED (Fri, 2009 May 8)
#3605: FIREFLY (Thu, 2009 May 7)
#3604: A DAY WITHOUT A GAY (Wed, 2009 May 6)
#3603: SWINE FLU (Tue, 2009 May 5)
#3602: THE CLOSING OF GEOCITIES (Mon, 2009 May 4)
#3601: BEAUTY CONTEST JUDGE (Sun, 2009 May 3)
#3600: AQUATIC WEEK: IF YOU NEED ME (Sat, 2009 May 2)
#3599: AQUATIC WEEK: REST IN PEACE (Fri, 2009 May 1)
#3598: AQUATIC WEEK: DON'T LISTEN TO HIM (Thu, 2009 Apr 30)
#3597: AQUATIC WEEK: DESTINY'S CHILD (Wed, 2009 Apr 29)
#3596: AQUATIC WEEK: A LITTLE LATE TO THE PARTY (Tue, 2009 Apr 28)
#3595: AQUATIC WEEK: THAT'S NOT AMORE (Mon, 2009 Apr 27)
#3594: TWENTIETH CENTURY (Sun, 2009 Apr 26)
#3593: FROM THE REVERSE ANGLE (Sat, 2009 Apr 25)
#3592: FICTIONAL BALLS (Fri, 2009 Apr 24)
#3591: SHORT ANSWER: YES BUT (Thu, 2009 Apr 23)
#3590: A TYPICAL DAY AT THE OFFICE (Wed, 2009 Apr 22)
#3589: LICKERISH (Tue, 2009 Apr 21)
#3588: PINK PANTHER 3 (Mon, 2009 Apr 20)
#3587: PROFESSIONAL ARTIST (Sun, 2009 Apr 19)
#3586: GLENN BECK (Sat, 2009 Apr 18)
#3585: MORE ABOUT TWITTER (Fri, 2009 Apr 17)
#3584: EGG CUBERS (Thu, 2009 Apr 16)
#3583: PAINTING WITH A WIDE BRUSH (Wed, 2009 Apr 15)
#3582: OH PADDINGTON (Tue, 2009 Apr 14)
#3581: CAVEAT _____ (Mon, 2009 Apr 13)
#3580: PARKINSON'S (Sun, 2009 Apr 12)
#3579: DEEPEST SEXUAL FANTASY (Sat, 2009 Apr 11)
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