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#3631: MY JOB IS DONE (Tue, 2009 Jun 2)
#3630: THE DIE-DINE DISTINCTION (Mon, 2009 Jun 1)
#3629: GREETINGS FROM SUNNY HAWAII (Sun, 2009 May 31)
#3628: A CANDLE TO THE DARKNESS (Sat, 2009 May 30)
#3627: JONESIN' (Fri, 2009 May 29)
#3626: UGLIES (Thu, 2009 May 28)
#3625: THE SECRET SHAME OF ERUCTATION (Wed, 2009 May 27)
#3624: ELLA ENCHANTED (Tue, 2009 May 26)
#3623: STAR TREK (Mon, 2009 May 25)
#3622: DEFAULT TO HOT (Sun, 2009 May 24)
#3621: OUT OF MY BEDROOM (Sat, 2009 May 23)
#3620: NEED TO BE LET OUT (Fri, 2009 May 22)
#3619: EARTH FIRST (Thu, 2009 May 21)
#3618: DIG DUG (Wed, 2009 May 20)
#3617: HIGH VELOCITY DUMP (Tue, 2009 May 19)
#3616: THE DAY (Mon, 2009 May 18)
#3615: LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE (Sun, 2009 May 17)
#3614: DON'T IT MAKE (Sat, 2009 May 16)
#3613: ANAL WEEK: THIS HANDY MACE (Fri, 2009 May 15)
#3612: ANAL WEEK: SHOWER DRAIN TREASURES (Thu, 2009 May 14)
#3611: ANAL WEEK: THANKS NANCY (Wed, 2009 May 13)
#3610: ANAL WEEK: UP MY ASS YOU GO (Tue, 2009 May 12)
#3609: ANAL WEEK: TIRED OF LISTENING (Mon, 2009 May 11)
#3608: HELP (Sun, 2009 May 10)
#3607: DIS-BOAT-LIEF (Sat, 2009 May 9)
#3606: NO MATHEMATICIANS ALLOWED (Fri, 2009 May 8)
#3605: FIREFLY (Thu, 2009 May 7)
#3604: A DAY WITHOUT A GAY (Wed, 2009 May 6)
#3603: SWINE FLU (Tue, 2009 May 5)
#3602: THE CLOSING OF GEOCITIES (Mon, 2009 May 4)
#3601: BEAUTY CONTEST JUDGE (Sun, 2009 May 3)
#3600: AQUATIC WEEK: IF YOU NEED ME (Sat, 2009 May 2)
#3599: AQUATIC WEEK: REST IN PEACE (Fri, 2009 May 1)
#3598: AQUATIC WEEK: DON'T LISTEN TO HIM (Thu, 2009 Apr 30)
#3597: AQUATIC WEEK: DESTINY'S CHILD (Wed, 2009 Apr 29)
#3596: AQUATIC WEEK: A LITTLE LATE TO THE PARTY (Tue, 2009 Apr 28)
#3595: AQUATIC WEEK: THAT'S NOT AMORE (Mon, 2009 Apr 27)
#3594: TWENTIETH CENTURY (Sun, 2009 Apr 26)
#3593: FROM THE REVERSE ANGLE (Sat, 2009 Apr 25)
#3592: FICTIONAL BALLS (Fri, 2009 Apr 24)
#3591: SHORT ANSWER: YES BUT (Thu, 2009 Apr 23)
#3590: A TYPICAL DAY AT THE OFFICE (Wed, 2009 Apr 22)
#3589: LICKERISH (Tue, 2009 Apr 21)
#3588: PINK PANTHER 3 (Mon, 2009 Apr 20)
#3587: PROFESSIONAL ARTIST (Sun, 2009 Apr 19)
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#3609: ANAL WEEK: TIRED OF LISTENING

Mon, 2009 May 11

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I'M GETTING REALLY TIRED                                       
OF LISTENING TO PHILIP GLASS' ALL-ANAL ORCHESTRA               
                                                               
HE USED TO HAVE A VAGINAL SYMPHONY                             
BUT HE SAID IT JUST DIDN'T FEEL RIGHT TO HIM                   
                                                               
GET IT                                              =_         
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