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#3645: FLAG DAY (Tue, 2009 Jun 16)
#3644: IRANIAN REVOLUTION II (Mon, 2009 Jun 15)
#3643: PLUTOCRATS (Sun, 2009 Jun 14)
#3642: HOMEOPATHY (Sat, 2009 Jun 13)
#3641: LILITH FAIR (Fri, 2009 Jun 12)
#3640: THE OBVIOUS (Thu, 2009 Jun 11)
#3639: L4D2 (Wed, 2009 Jun 10)
#3638: OUR NEW SUPREME COURT JUSTICE NOMINEE (Tue, 2009 Jun 9)
#3637: STATE OF PLAY (Mon, 2009 Jun 8)
#3636: THE FIRST FAMILY (Sun, 2009 Jun 7)
#3635: DAVID CARRADINE (Sat, 2009 Jun 6)
#3634: LOOK AT ME (Fri, 2009 Jun 5)
#3633: SIXTIES KISS (Thu, 2009 Jun 4)
#3632: BE DOWN IN A BIT (Wed, 2009 Jun 3)
#3631: MY JOB IS DONE (Tue, 2009 Jun 2)
#3630: THE DIE-DINE DISTINCTION (Mon, 2009 Jun 1)
#3629: GREETINGS FROM SUNNY HAWAII (Sun, 2009 May 31)
#3628: A CANDLE TO THE DARKNESS (Sat, 2009 May 30)
#3627: JONESIN' (Fri, 2009 May 29)
#3626: UGLIES (Thu, 2009 May 28)
#3625: THE SECRET SHAME OF ERUCTATION (Wed, 2009 May 27)
#3624: ELLA ENCHANTED (Tue, 2009 May 26)
#3623: STAR TREK (Mon, 2009 May 25)
#3622: DEFAULT TO HOT (Sun, 2009 May 24)
#3621: OUT OF MY BEDROOM (Sat, 2009 May 23)
#3620: NEED TO BE LET OUT (Fri, 2009 May 22)
#3619: EARTH FIRST (Thu, 2009 May 21)
#3618: DIG DUG (Wed, 2009 May 20)
#3617: HIGH VELOCITY DUMP (Tue, 2009 May 19)
#3616: THE DAY (Mon, 2009 May 18)
#3615: LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE (Sun, 2009 May 17)
#3614: DON'T IT MAKE (Sat, 2009 May 16)
#3613: ANAL WEEK: THIS HANDY MACE (Fri, 2009 May 15)
#3612: ANAL WEEK: SHOWER DRAIN TREASURES (Thu, 2009 May 14)
#3611: ANAL WEEK: THANKS NANCY (Wed, 2009 May 13)
#3610: ANAL WEEK: UP MY ASS YOU GO (Tue, 2009 May 12)
#3609: ANAL WEEK: TIRED OF LISTENING (Mon, 2009 May 11)
#3608: HELP (Sun, 2009 May 10)
#3607: DIS-BOAT-LIEF (Sat, 2009 May 9)
#3606: NO MATHEMATICIANS ALLOWED (Fri, 2009 May 8)
#3605: FIREFLY (Thu, 2009 May 7)
#3604: A DAY WITHOUT A GAY (Wed, 2009 May 6)
#3603: SWINE FLU (Tue, 2009 May 5)
#3602: THE CLOSING OF GEOCITIES (Mon, 2009 May 4)
#3601: BEAUTY CONTEST JUDGE (Sun, 2009 May 3)
#3600: AQUATIC WEEK: IF YOU NEED ME (Sat, 2009 May 2)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
<<< #3621: OUT OF MY BEDROOM | #3623: STAR TREK >>>

#3622: DEFAULT TO HOT

Sun, 2009 May 24

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