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#5372: COSMOS REBOOT (Sun, 2014 Mar 9)
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#3640: THE OBVIOUS (Thu, 2009 Jun 11)
#3639: L4D2 (Wed, 2009 Jun 10)
#3638: OUR NEW SUPREME COURT JUSTICE NOMINEE (Tue, 2009 Jun 9)
#3637: STATE OF PLAY (Mon, 2009 Jun 8)
#3636: THE FIRST FAMILY (Sun, 2009 Jun 7)
#3635: DAVID CARRADINE (Sat, 2009 Jun 6)
#3634: LOOK AT ME (Fri, 2009 Jun 5)
#3633: SIXTIES KISS (Thu, 2009 Jun 4)
#3632: BE DOWN IN A BIT (Wed, 2009 Jun 3)
#3631: MY JOB IS DONE (Tue, 2009 Jun 2)
#3630: THE DIE-DINE DISTINCTION (Mon, 2009 Jun 1)
#3629: GREETINGS FROM SUNNY HAWAII (Sun, 2009 May 31)
#3628: A CANDLE TO THE DARKNESS (Sat, 2009 May 30)
#3627: JONESIN' (Fri, 2009 May 29)
#3626: UGLIES (Thu, 2009 May 28)
#3625: THE SECRET SHAME OF ERUCTATION (Wed, 2009 May 27)
#3624: ELLA ENCHANTED (Tue, 2009 May 26)
#3623: STAR TREK (Mon, 2009 May 25)
#3622: DEFAULT TO HOT (Sun, 2009 May 24)
#3621: OUT OF MY BEDROOM (Sat, 2009 May 23)
#3620: NEED TO BE LET OUT (Fri, 2009 May 22)
#3619: EARTH FIRST (Thu, 2009 May 21)
#3618: DIG DUG (Wed, 2009 May 20)
#3617: HIGH VELOCITY DUMP (Tue, 2009 May 19)
#3616: THE DAY (Mon, 2009 May 18)
#3615: LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE (Sun, 2009 May 17)
#3614: DON'T IT MAKE (Sat, 2009 May 16)
#3613: ANAL WEEK: THIS HANDY MACE (Fri, 2009 May 15)
#3612: ANAL WEEK: SHOWER DRAIN TREASURES (Thu, 2009 May 14)
#3611: ANAL WEEK: THANKS NANCY (Wed, 2009 May 13)
#3610: ANAL WEEK: UP MY ASS YOU GO (Tue, 2009 May 12)
#3609: ANAL WEEK: TIRED OF LISTENING (Mon, 2009 May 11)
#3608: HELP (Sun, 2009 May 10)
#3607: DIS-BOAT-LIEF (Sat, 2009 May 9)
#3606: NO MATHEMATICIANS ALLOWED (Fri, 2009 May 8)
#3605: FIREFLY (Thu, 2009 May 7)
#3604: A DAY WITHOUT A GAY (Wed, 2009 May 6)
#3603: SWINE FLU (Tue, 2009 May 5)
#3602: THE CLOSING OF GEOCITIES (Mon, 2009 May 4)
#3601: BEAUTY CONTEST JUDGE (Sun, 2009 May 3)
#3600: AQUATIC WEEK: IF YOU NEED ME (Sat, 2009 May 2)
#3599: AQUATIC WEEK: REST IN PEACE (Fri, 2009 May 1)
#3598: AQUATIC WEEK: DON'T LISTEN TO HIM (Thu, 2009 Apr 30)
#3597: AQUATIC WEEK: DESTINY'S CHILD (Wed, 2009 Apr 29)
#3596: AQUATIC WEEK: A LITTLE LATE TO THE PARTY (Tue, 2009 Apr 28)
#3595: AQUATIC WEEK: THAT'S NOT AMORE (Mon, 2009 Apr 27)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#3617: HIGH VELOCITY DUMP

Tue, 2009 May 19

I HATE IT WHEN I SHIT AND THE POO COMES FLYING OUT OF ME SO FAST     
IT GOES STRAIGHT DOWN THE DRAIN AND I CAN'T LOOK AT IT OR            
TAKE A PICTURE AFTER I'M DONE BECAUSE IT'S BASICALLY FLUSHED ITSELF  
                                                                     
COME ON DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DON'T LOOK AT YOUR SHIT EVERYTIME         
                                                                     
IT'S TO CHECK YOUR HEALTH AND ALSO OUT OF CREATIVE PRIDE             
                                                                     
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