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#3106: THINKGEEK (Tue, 2007 Dec 25)
#3105: CANADIANS (Mon, 2007 Dec 24)
#3104: CHRONIC MASTURBATOR (Sun, 2007 Dec 23)
#3103: RESTLESS FIST SYNDROME (Sat, 2007 Dec 22)
#3102: PISS CLAM (Fri, 2007 Dec 21)
#3101: HOUSE PAYMENTS (Thu, 2007 Dec 20)
#3100: SQUANDERBUG (Wed, 2007 Dec 19)
#3099: CROSSING THE PICKET LINES (Tue, 2007 Dec 18)
#3098: LYING ABOUT AT LEAST ONE OF THESE THINGS (Mon, 2007 Dec 17)
#3097: BLORE (Sun, 2007 Dec 16)
#3096: RESTLESS LEG SYNDROME (Sat, 2007 Dec 15)
#3095: RACHEL RAY (Fri, 2007 Dec 14)
#3094: DUKE NUKEM (Thu, 2007 Dec 13)
#3093: EATEN BY AN ANNA NICOLE SMITH (Wed, 2007 Dec 12)
#3092: DECATHLON REDUX (Tue, 2007 Dec 11)
#3091: TO THE LADIES OUT THERE (Mon, 2007 Dec 10)
#3090: EATEN BY A DINOSAUR (Sun, 2007 Dec 9)
#3089: I UPDATED WIKIPEDIA (Sat, 2007 Dec 8)
#3088: CAR INSURANCE (Fri, 2007 Dec 7)
#3087: REPEAL DAY (Thu, 2007 Dec 6)
#3086: SONNY'S SOLO (Wed, 2007 Dec 5)
#3085: MOUTH MAN (Tue, 2007 Dec 4)
#3084: LOSER (Mon, 2007 Dec 3)
#3083: GLOBAL WARMING (Sun, 2007 Dec 2)
#3082: HELPFUL ADVICE (Sat, 2007 Dec 1)
#3081: MY RELIGION (Fri, 2007 Nov 30)
#3080: LUDACRIS (Thu, 2007 Nov 29)
#3079: CONCEALMENT (Wed, 2007 Nov 28)
#3078: GENERIC NAMES (Tue, 2007 Nov 27)
#3077: CANADIAN BACON (Mon, 2007 Nov 26)
#3076: MY CRAZY BALLS (Sun, 2007 Nov 25)
#3075: THANK YOU TIVO (Sat, 2007 Nov 24)
#3074: HAPPY THANKSGIVING 2007 (Fri, 2007 Nov 23)
#3073: JOY DIVISION (Thu, 2007 Nov 22)
#3072: THE ONLY ONE (Wed, 2007 Nov 21)
#3071: POORLY DRAWN (Tue, 2007 Nov 20)
#3070: BEE MOVIE (Mon, 2007 Nov 19)
#3069: DESIRAE NEAR HOME (Sun, 2007 Nov 18)
#3068: EXPECTATIONS (Sat, 2007 Nov 17)
#3067: "WEIRD AL" YANKOVIC (Fri, 2007 Nov 16)
#3066: JERRY LEWIS (Thu, 2007 Nov 15)
#3065: MY CIGARETTES (Wed, 2007 Nov 14)
#3064: GOOGLE EARTH HAS FINALLY IMPROVED (Tue, 2007 Nov 13)
#3063: OPERATIONAL END (Mon, 2007 Nov 12)
#3062: I STILL HAVE NIGHTMARES (Sun, 2007 Nov 11)
#3061: NOT SCHADENFREUDE (Sat, 2007 Nov 10)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#3083: GLOBAL WARMING

Sun, 2007 Dec 2

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    CAN WE FAST FORWARD TO THE TIME IN THE NOT SO DISTANT FUTURE WHEN    
    GLOBAL WARMING WILL HAVE FLOODED EVERYTHING AND KILLED US ALL BECAUSE
    I'M ALREADY REALLY FUCKING TIRED OF HEARING PEOPLE WHINE ABOUT IT    

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