_    ____   ____ ___ ___      _         _     _____          _       
   / \  / ___| / ___|_ _|_ _|    / \   _ __| |_  |  ___|_ _ _ __| |_ ___ 
  / _ \ \___ \| |    | | | |    / _ \ | '__| __| | |_ / _` | '__| __/ __|
 / ___ \ ___) | |___ | | | |   / ___ \| |  | |_  |  _| (_| | |  | |_\__ \
/_/   \_\____/ \____|___|___| /_/   \_\_|   \__| |_|  \__,_|_|   \__|___/

#5372: COSMOS REBOOT (Sun, 2014 Mar 9) ... #3452: UNICORN POLITICS (Fri, 2008 Dec 5) #3451: TRENDING PURPLE (Thu, 2008 Dec 4) #3450: CMSG NEWGROUP (Wed, 2008 Dec 3) #3449: A PETITION TO CONGRESS FOR A REDRESS OF GRIEVANCES (Tue, 2008 Dec 2) #3448: BRUSH FIRES (Mon, 2008 Dec 1) #3447: YES/NO ON 8 (Sun, 2008 Nov 30) #3446: IF I WERE PRESIDENT (Sat, 2008 Nov 29) #3445: GIVING YOU THE BIRD (Fri, 2008 Nov 28) #3444: TAKE A LITTLE TRYP (Thu, 2008 Nov 27) #3443: ANOTHER PROTEST CHANT (Wed, 2008 Nov 26) #3442: PUMPKIN-RELATED (Tue, 2008 Nov 25) #3441: TED TALK (Mon, 2008 Nov 24) #3440: FOO FIGHTERS (Sun, 2008 Nov 23) #3439: TUNA & CLOROX (Sat, 2008 Nov 22) #3438: SALIVA (Fri, 2008 Nov 21) #3437: GFG (Thu, 2008 Nov 20) #3436: DROP (Wed, 2008 Nov 19) #3435: TIPPECANOE AND TYLER TOO (Tue, 2008 Nov 18) #3434: QUEEN (Mon, 2008 Nov 17) #3433: GRANDMA (Sun, 2008 Nov 16) #3432: THE TUMMY (Sat, 2008 Nov 15) #3431: D.A.M. (Fri, 2008 Nov 14) #3430: MOTHER GOD (Thu, 2008 Nov 13) #3429: JOE (Wed, 2008 Nov 12) #3428: POOR LETTERMAN (Tue, 2008 Nov 11) #3427: AISLE VS. ISLE (Mon, 2008 Nov 10) #3426: A SINCERE OFFER (Sun, 2008 Nov 9) #3425: I HAVE A WIFE (Sat, 2008 Nov 8) #3424: COLT MODEL 1911 (Fri, 2008 Nov 7) #3423: MISSED IT BY THAT MUCH (Thu, 2008 Nov 6) #3422: LOL PRESIDENT (Wed, 2008 Nov 5) #3421: ELECTION ADVICE (Tue, 2008 Nov 4) #3420: POOR MADONNA (Mon, 2008 Nov 3) #3419: KNIGHT RIDER (Sun, 2008 Nov 2) #3418: ECONOMICS (Sat, 2008 Nov 1) #3417: BLOGSHARES (Fri, 2008 Oct 31) #3416: 54-40 (Thu, 2008 Oct 30) #3415: INFLATION (Wed, 2008 Oct 29) #3414: OVER (Tue, 2008 Oct 28) #3413: NOBODY'S BUSINESS (Mon, 2008 Oct 27) #3412: THE NEXT SEASON OF 24 (Sun, 2008 Oct 26) #3411: AMERICAN MCGEE PRESENTS (Sat, 2008 Oct 25) #3410: STRANGELY APPROPRIATE (Fri, 2008 Oct 24) #3409: GOLF (Thu, 2008 Oct 23) #3408: PSYCHIC DETECTIVE (Wed, 2008 Oct 22) #3407: HOLODECK (Tue, 2008 Oct 21) ... #1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)

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