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#3477: CALL GIRLS (Tue, 2008 Dec 30)
#3476: PAYING THE JIZYA (Mon, 2008 Dec 29)
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#3472: DEEPAK CHOPRA (Thu, 2008 Dec 25)
#3471: AUTOGRAPHS (Wed, 2008 Dec 24)
#3470: HAPPY HOLIDAYS (Tue, 2008 Dec 23)
#3469: MAX Q (Mon, 2008 Dec 22)
#3468: PERFECT (Sun, 2008 Dec 21)
#3467: NOT WITH A WHIMPER EITHER (Sat, 2008 Dec 20)
#3466: DUAL CITIZENSHIP (Fri, 2008 Dec 19)
#3465: FACEBOOK (Thu, 2008 Dec 18)
#3464: A REGULAR DINOSAUR (Wed, 2008 Dec 17)
#3463: TERRIBLE SEQUEL (Tue, 2008 Dec 16)
#3462: GIRL YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE (Mon, 2008 Dec 15)
#3461: EXCEPTIONS (Sun, 2008 Dec 14)
#3460: BLAGOJEVICH (Sat, 2008 Dec 13)
#3459: LOUSY T-SHIRT (Fri, 2008 Dec 12)
#3458: GAY FOR A DAY (Thu, 2008 Dec 11)
#3457: DOCUMENTATION (Wed, 2008 Dec 10)
#3456: CRUFT (Tue, 2008 Dec 9)
#3455: CALL OF DUTY: WORLD AT WAR (Mon, 2008 Dec 8)
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#3448: BRUSH FIRES (Mon, 2008 Dec 1)
#3447: YES/NO ON 8 (Sun, 2008 Nov 30)
#3446: IF I WERE PRESIDENT (Sat, 2008 Nov 29)
#3445: GIVING YOU THE BIRD (Fri, 2008 Nov 28)
#3444: TAKE A LITTLE TRYP (Thu, 2008 Nov 27)
#3443: ANOTHER PROTEST CHANT (Wed, 2008 Nov 26)
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#3441: TED TALK (Mon, 2008 Nov 24)
#3440: FOO FIGHTERS (Sun, 2008 Nov 23)
#3439: TUNA & CLOROX (Sat, 2008 Nov 22)
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#3435: TIPPECANOE AND TYLER TOO (Tue, 2008 Nov 18)
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#3456: CRUFT

Tue, 2008 Dec 9

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