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#3505: IF THEY STILL EXISTED (Tue, 2009 Jan 27)
#3504: MILK (Mon, 2009 Jan 26)
#3503: MOFO (Sun, 2009 Jan 25)
#3502: SERIOUSLYITIS (Sat, 2009 Jan 24)
#3501: SPANISH CIVIL WAR (Fri, 2009 Jan 23)
#3500: FIFTH FUNDAMENTAL INTERATION (Thu, 2009 Jan 22)
#3499: MICKEY ROURKE (Wed, 2009 Jan 21)
#3498: THERAPIST (Tue, 2009 Jan 20)
#3497: ORGANIC FOOD (Mon, 2009 Jan 19)
#3496: IRREVERENT (Sun, 2009 Jan 18)
#3495: ITCHY RASH (Sat, 2009 Jan 17)
#3494: PINKY RING (Fri, 2009 Jan 16)
#3493: PRODUCTIVITY (Thu, 2009 Jan 15)
#3492: VINT CERF (Wed, 2009 Jan 14)
#3491: CHATTERING CLASSES (Tue, 2009 Jan 13)
#3490: 24 SEASON 7 (Mon, 2009 Jan 12)
#3489: FREE QASSAM ROCKETS (Sun, 2009 Jan 11)
#3488: LILLO BRANCATO (Sat, 2009 Jan 10)
#3487: NP;DC (Fri, 2009 Jan 9)
#3486: CW (Thu, 2009 Jan 8)
#3485: NO ON 8K (Wed, 2009 Jan 7)
#3484: FOLLOW-UP (Tue, 2009 Jan 6)
#3483: CROSS TO BEAR (Mon, 2009 Jan 5)
#3482: JEFF BRIDGES (Sun, 2009 Jan 4)
#3481: DOWN MY GULLET (Sat, 2009 Jan 3)
#3480: DEAR BAILOUT BEGGARS (Fri, 2009 Jan 2)
#3479: HAPPY NEW YEAR (Thu, 2009 Jan 1)
#3478: PFU (Wed, 2008 Dec 31)
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#3476: PAYING THE JIZYA (Mon, 2008 Dec 29)
#3475: MOUTHAL (Sun, 2008 Dec 28)
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#3473: SOMBRERO (Fri, 2008 Dec 26)
#3472: DEEPAK CHOPRA (Thu, 2008 Dec 25)
#3471: AUTOGRAPHS (Wed, 2008 Dec 24)
#3470: HAPPY HOLIDAYS (Tue, 2008 Dec 23)
#3469: MAX Q (Mon, 2008 Dec 22)
#3468: PERFECT (Sun, 2008 Dec 21)
#3467: NOT WITH A WHIMPER EITHER (Sat, 2008 Dec 20)
#3466: DUAL CITIZENSHIP (Fri, 2008 Dec 19)
#3465: FACEBOOK (Thu, 2008 Dec 18)
#3464: A REGULAR DINOSAUR (Wed, 2008 Dec 17)
#3463: TERRIBLE SEQUEL (Tue, 2008 Dec 16)
#3462: GIRL YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE (Mon, 2008 Dec 15)
#3461: EXCEPTIONS (Sun, 2008 Dec 14)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#3483: CROSS TO BEAR

Mon, 2009 Jan 5

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     CAPABLE OF MAKING THIS MAGNIFICENT FARTS BUT THAT'S           
     JUST ANOTHER CROSS TO BEAR I GUESS                            

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