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#3530: UMBRELLA (Sat, 2009 Feb 21)
#3529: SACAGAWEA (Fri, 2009 Feb 20)
#3528: WICCAN (Thu, 2009 Feb 19)
#3527: MARS NEEDS WOMEN (Wed, 2009 Feb 18)
#3526: PAJAMAS MEDIA ADVERTISING NETWORK (Tue, 2009 Feb 17)
#3525: ZERO DAYS (Mon, 2009 Feb 16)
#3524: RINGS (Sun, 2009 Feb 15)
#3523: NO TAXATION WITHOUT (Sat, 2009 Feb 14)
#3522: SINISTER (Fri, 2009 Feb 13)
#3521: WILL.I.AM (Thu, 2009 Feb 12)
#3520: EPONYMOUS DISEASE (Wed, 2009 Feb 11)
#3519: A REAL VOICE (Tue, 2009 Feb 10)
#3518: THIS LOUSY MALARIA INFECTION (Mon, 2009 Feb 9)
#3517: BONER PART III (Sun, 2009 Feb 8)
#3516: BONER PART II (Sat, 2009 Feb 7)
#3515: BONER PART I (Fri, 2009 Feb 6)
#3514: BAILOUT (Thu, 2009 Feb 5)
#3513: PRICK JOKES (Wed, 2009 Feb 4)
#3512: STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS (Tue, 2009 Feb 3)
#3511: UNPRECEDENTED (Mon, 2009 Feb 2)
#3510: AMERICAN IDOL (Sun, 2009 Feb 1)
#3509: WEEKLY PODCAST (Sat, 2009 Jan 31)
#3508: THE ORIGINAL DRUG (Fri, 2009 Jan 30)
#3507: COMMANDO (Thu, 2009 Jan 29)
#3506: AFTER THE JUMP (Wed, 2009 Jan 28)
#3505: IF THEY STILL EXISTED (Tue, 2009 Jan 27)
#3504: MILK (Mon, 2009 Jan 26)
#3503: MOFO (Sun, 2009 Jan 25)
#3502: SERIOUSLYITIS (Sat, 2009 Jan 24)
#3501: SPANISH CIVIL WAR (Fri, 2009 Jan 23)
#3500: FIFTH FUNDAMENTAL INTERATION (Thu, 2009 Jan 22)
#3499: MICKEY ROURKE (Wed, 2009 Jan 21)
#3498: THERAPIST (Tue, 2009 Jan 20)
#3497: ORGANIC FOOD (Mon, 2009 Jan 19)
#3496: IRREVERENT (Sun, 2009 Jan 18)
#3495: ITCHY RASH (Sat, 2009 Jan 17)
#3494: PINKY RING (Fri, 2009 Jan 16)
#3493: PRODUCTIVITY (Thu, 2009 Jan 15)
#3492: VINT CERF (Wed, 2009 Jan 14)
#3491: CHATTERING CLASSES (Tue, 2009 Jan 13)
#3490: 24 SEASON 7 (Mon, 2009 Jan 12)
#3489: FREE QASSAM ROCKETS (Sun, 2009 Jan 11)
#3488: LILLO BRANCATO (Sat, 2009 Jan 10)
#3487: NP;DC (Fri, 2009 Jan 9)
#3486: CW (Thu, 2009 Jan 8)
#3485: NO ON 8K (Wed, 2009 Jan 7)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#3507: COMMANDO

Thu, 2009 Jan 29

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   WHAT IF ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER NEVER SAVED         
   A YOUNG ALISSA MILANO IN COMMANDO ??!?!?!?!?!     
                                                     
    HAVE YOU NEVER CONSIDERED THAT                   
                                                     
     WOULD IT AT LEAST HAVE RESCUED US FROM          
     THAT EMBARASSING SHITBALL OF SUCK CALLED CHARMED

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