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#3443: ANOTHER PROTEST CHANT (Wed, 2008 Nov 26)
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#3441: TED TALK (Mon, 2008 Nov 24)
#3440: FOO FIGHTERS (Sun, 2008 Nov 23)
#3439: TUNA & CLOROX (Sat, 2008 Nov 22)
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#3437: GFG (Thu, 2008 Nov 20)
#3436: DROP (Wed, 2008 Nov 19)
#3435: TIPPECANOE AND TYLER TOO (Tue, 2008 Nov 18)
#3434: QUEEN (Mon, 2008 Nov 17)
#3433: GRANDMA (Sun, 2008 Nov 16)
#3432: THE TUMMY (Sat, 2008 Nov 15)
#3431: D.A.M. (Fri, 2008 Nov 14)
#3430: MOTHER GOD (Thu, 2008 Nov 13)
#3429: JOE (Wed, 2008 Nov 12)
#3428: POOR LETTERMAN (Tue, 2008 Nov 11)
#3427: AISLE VS. ISLE (Mon, 2008 Nov 10)
#3426: A SINCERE OFFER (Sun, 2008 Nov 9)
#3425: I HAVE A WIFE (Sat, 2008 Nov 8)
#3424: COLT MODEL 1911 (Fri, 2008 Nov 7)
#3423: MISSED IT BY THAT MUCH (Thu, 2008 Nov 6)
#3422: LOL PRESIDENT (Wed, 2008 Nov 5)
#3421: ELECTION ADVICE (Tue, 2008 Nov 4)
#3420: POOR MADONNA (Mon, 2008 Nov 3)
#3419: KNIGHT RIDER (Sun, 2008 Nov 2)
#3418: ECONOMICS (Sat, 2008 Nov 1)
#3417: BLOGSHARES (Fri, 2008 Oct 31)
#3416: 54-40 (Thu, 2008 Oct 30)
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#3413: NOBODY'S BUSINESS (Mon, 2008 Oct 27)
#3412: THE NEXT SEASON OF 24 (Sun, 2008 Oct 26)
#3411: AMERICAN MCGEE PRESENTS (Sat, 2008 Oct 25)
#3410: STRANGELY APPROPRIATE (Fri, 2008 Oct 24)
#3409: GOLF (Thu, 2008 Oct 23)
#3408: PSYCHIC DETECTIVE (Wed, 2008 Oct 22)
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#3401: KNIFE FIGHT (Wed, 2008 Oct 15)
#3400: BEN STILLER (Tue, 2008 Oct 14)
#3399: A POX (Mon, 2008 Oct 13)
#3398: THE SHIELD (Sun, 2008 Oct 12)
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#3420: POOR MADONNA

Mon, 2008 Nov 3

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                        \ `. /   \    /   I GUESS MADONNA WILL HAVE TO
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                         /  |      |  \     SUCK THE LIFE OUT OF      
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