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#4798: BIG HELIUM (Sun, 2012 Aug 12)
#4797: RAFFLE (Sat, 2012 Aug 11)
#4796: CAULK REMOVER (Fri, 2012 Aug 10)
#4795: DUMPSTER (Thu, 2012 Aug 9)
#4794: QUAKECON 2012 KEYNOTE (Wed, 2012 Aug 8)
#4793: THE JAPANESE CHRISTMAS TREE (Tue, 2012 Aug 7)
#4792: PLASMA TOY (Mon, 2012 Aug 6)
#4791: THE PALM TREE QUIZ (Sun, 2012 Aug 5)
#4790: PARKING METER (Sat, 2012 Aug 4)
#4789: DARTH VADER (Fri, 2012 Aug 3)
#4788: THE NAPKIN INCIDENT (Thu, 2012 Aug 2)
#4787: STEAMPUNK PORNO (Wed, 2012 Aug 1)
#4786: THE CRISIS ON INFINITE EARTHS (Tue, 2012 Jul 31)
#4785: STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION (Mon, 2012 Jul 30)
#4784: SPECULATIVE FICTION (Sun, 2012 Jul 29)
#4783: CANDY CORN VS. LICORICE (Sat, 2012 Jul 28)
#4782: SOLVING THE SYRIAN CRISIS (Fri, 2012 Jul 27)
#4781: SCHLITZ (Thu, 2012 Jul 26)
#4780: GLORIA STEINEM UPDATE (Wed, 2012 Jul 25)
#4779: DARK NIGHT RISES SHOOTING (Tue, 2012 Jul 24)
#4778: THE WIND CRIES (Mon, 2012 Jul 23)
#4777: FLATULENCE CHEMISTRY (Sun, 2012 Jul 22)
#4776: THE MARIMBA SPEAKS (Sat, 2012 Jul 21)
#4775: BRAZILLIONS (Fri, 2012 Jul 20)
#4774: JUST ENOUGH DRINK (Thu, 2012 Jul 19)
#4773: THE NEW CLUB HOST (Wed, 2012 Jul 18)
#4772: YOUR WEIGHT PROBLEM (Tue, 2012 Jul 17)
#4771: WHAT A WAY TO MAKE A LIVING (Mon, 2012 Jul 16)
#4770: CACHE POISONING EXPLOIT (Sun, 2012 Jul 15)
#4769: THREE MONTH SUPPLY (Sat, 2012 Jul 14)
#4768: ABBOTT AND COSTELLO (Fri, 2012 Jul 13)
#4767: I MEAN DIDN'T (Thu, 2012 Jul 12)
#4766: SAILOR MOON'S MANIFESTO (Wed, 2012 Jul 11)
#4765: THE CUSTOMARY ABORIGINE GREETING (Tue, 2012 Jul 10)
#4764: ACTIVE VOLCANO (Mon, 2012 Jul 9)
#4763: THE HIGGS MECHANISM (Sun, 2012 Jul 8)
#4762: NOW I HAVE A MACHINE GUN (Sat, 2012 Jul 7)
#4761: CALENDAR (Fri, 2012 Jul 6)
#4760: LOST TOOLBAGS (Thu, 2012 Jul 5)
#4759: MASS EFFECT: EXTENDED CUT (Wed, 2012 Jul 4)
#4758: VERY (Tue, 2012 Jul 3)
#4757: VISE (Mon, 2012 Jul 2)
#4756: VIOLAS (Sun, 2012 Jul 1)
#4755: TAI-CHI (Sat, 2012 Jun 30)
#4754: HARLAN ELLISON'S GREATEST WORK (Fri, 2012 Jun 29)
#4753: THE THING (Thu, 2012 Jun 28)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#4775: BRAZILLIONS

Fri, 2012 Jul 20

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 (~~~~)    BOY HOWDY IN MAX PAYNE 3 YOU SURE KILL A LOOOOOT OF BRAZILIANS 
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 __||__    I THINK IT'S TO SAFE YOU SAY YOU KILL BRAZILLIONS OF BRAZILIANS
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