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#4815: THE FLOWER SPEAKS THE TRUTH (Wed, 2012 Aug 29)
#4814: THE MANATEE WOULD LIKE YOUR ATTENTION (Tue, 2012 Aug 28)
#4813: TURTLES ALL THE WAY DOWN (Mon, 2012 Aug 27)
#4812: THE THINKER THINKS (Sun, 2012 Aug 26)
#4811: NP HARD (Sat, 2012 Aug 25)
#4810: THE PRAYING MANTIS (Fri, 2012 Aug 24)
#4809: NATO CODENAME DONGLE (Thu, 2012 Aug 23)
#4808: THE QUESTION MARK (Wed, 2012 Aug 22)
#4807: LONDON 2012 (Tue, 2012 Aug 21)
#4806: CURIOSITY (Mon, 2012 Aug 20)
#4805: STEALTH BOMBER (Sun, 2012 Aug 19)
#4804: MATH OR MATHS (Sat, 2012 Aug 18)
#4803: VOCATION OR AVOCATION (Fri, 2012 Aug 17)
#4802: U2 SONGS (Thu, 2012 Aug 16)
#4801: MEASUREMENTS (Wed, 2012 Aug 15)
#4800: USS FORRESTAL (Tue, 2012 Aug 14)
#4799: THE BEER BOTTLE (Mon, 2012 Aug 13)
#4798: BIG HELIUM (Sun, 2012 Aug 12)
#4797: RAFFLE (Sat, 2012 Aug 11)
#4796: CAULK REMOVER (Fri, 2012 Aug 10)
#4795: DUMPSTER (Thu, 2012 Aug 9)
#4794: QUAKECON 2012 KEYNOTE (Wed, 2012 Aug 8)
#4793: THE JAPANESE CHRISTMAS TREE (Tue, 2012 Aug 7)
#4792: PLASMA TOY (Mon, 2012 Aug 6)
#4791: THE PALM TREE QUIZ (Sun, 2012 Aug 5)
#4790: PARKING METER (Sat, 2012 Aug 4)
#4789: DARTH VADER (Fri, 2012 Aug 3)
#4788: THE NAPKIN INCIDENT (Thu, 2012 Aug 2)
#4787: STEAMPUNK PORNO (Wed, 2012 Aug 1)
#4786: THE CRISIS ON INFINITE EARTHS (Tue, 2012 Jul 31)
#4785: STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION (Mon, 2012 Jul 30)
#4784: SPECULATIVE FICTION (Sun, 2012 Jul 29)
#4783: CANDY CORN VS. LICORICE (Sat, 2012 Jul 28)
#4782: SOLVING THE SYRIAN CRISIS (Fri, 2012 Jul 27)
#4781: SCHLITZ (Thu, 2012 Jul 26)
#4780: GLORIA STEINEM UPDATE (Wed, 2012 Jul 25)
#4779: DARK NIGHT RISES SHOOTING (Tue, 2012 Jul 24)
#4778: THE WIND CRIES (Mon, 2012 Jul 23)
#4777: FLATULENCE CHEMISTRY (Sun, 2012 Jul 22)
#4776: THE MARIMBA SPEAKS (Sat, 2012 Jul 21)
#4775: BRAZILLIONS (Fri, 2012 Jul 20)
#4774: JUST ENOUGH DRINK (Thu, 2012 Jul 19)
#4773: THE NEW CLUB HOST (Wed, 2012 Jul 18)
#4772: YOUR WEIGHT PROBLEM (Tue, 2012 Jul 17)
#4771: WHAT A WAY TO MAKE A LIVING (Mon, 2012 Jul 16)
#4770: CACHE POISONING EXPLOIT (Sun, 2012 Jul 15)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#4792: PLASMA TOY

Mon, 2012 Aug 6

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