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#4864: CONDOM TOSS (Wed, 2012 Oct 17)
#4863: AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE (Tue, 2012 Oct 16)
#4862: WORDS TO LIVE BY (Mon, 2012 Oct 15)
#4861: GRUNTLED (Sun, 2012 Oct 14)
#4860: KING KONG REMAKE (Sat, 2012 Oct 13)
#4859: THE DUMBEST RHYME EVER (Fri, 2012 Oct 12)
#4858: QUEASY (Thu, 2012 Oct 11)
#4857: BACKSPACE KEY (Wed, 2012 Oct 10)
#4856: THE ZULU WARRIOR'S STORY, IN THREE ACTS (Tue, 2012 Oct 9)
#4855: THE SECRET ABOUT THE BEATLES (Mon, 2012 Oct 8)
#4854: Y2K (Sun, 2012 Oct 7)
#4853: INTRODUCING THE TOMATO (Sat, 2012 Oct 6)
#4852: THE DIGITS OF PI (Fri, 2012 Oct 5)
#4851: OUTER SPACE ROCKET (Thu, 2012 Oct 4)
#4850: WORLD OF WARCRAFT (Wed, 2012 Oct 3)
#4849: MYERS-BRIGGS TYPE INDICATOR (Tue, 2012 Oct 2)
#4848: PEPPER (Mon, 2012 Oct 1)
#4847: PIZZA CATS (Sun, 2012 Sep 30)
#4846: S.M.T. (Sat, 2012 Sep 29)
#4845: RON PAUL 2012, 2016, 2020, ... (Fri, 2012 Sep 28)
#4844: PANDORA (Thu, 2012 Sep 27)
#4843: HYPERPALINDROME (Wed, 2012 Sep 26)
#4842: QUICK TIME EVENTS (Tue, 2012 Sep 25)
#4841: POOL AND SPADE (Mon, 2012 Sep 24)
#4840: WHIMSICALLY MOUNTED (Sun, 2012 Sep 23)
#4839: VOTE TAMPON (Sat, 2012 Sep 22)
#4838: THE SARCASTIC PEAR (Fri, 2012 Sep 21)
#4837: ENVIROTAXES (Thu, 2012 Sep 20)
#4836: MASS EFFECT FAN COMMUNITY (Wed, 2012 Sep 19)
#4835: CRISS ANGEL (Tue, 2012 Sep 18)
#4834: TO DIALOG (Mon, 2012 Sep 17)
#4833: THE ANVIL REJOICES (Sun, 2012 Sep 16)
#4832: DICKWOLVES (Sat, 2012 Sep 15)
#4831: SNAKE VS. MONGOOSE (Fri, 2012 Sep 14)
#4830: THE SOUND A MOTORCYCLE MAKES (Thu, 2012 Sep 13)
#4829: THE MINOTAUR'S REALLY A NICE GUY (Wed, 2012 Sep 12)
#4828: MAYPOLE (Tue, 2012 Sep 11)
#4827: ANIMAL MAGNETISM (Mon, 2012 Sep 10)
#4826: IDEAS WORTH SUCKING (Sun, 2012 Sep 9)
#4825: GAY AS TOTES (Sat, 2012 Sep 8)
#4824: WON'T GO NEAR THE DAMN THINGS (Fri, 2012 Sep 7)
#4823: GRAND THEFT AUTO V (Thu, 2012 Sep 6)
#4822: DADS WHO GET IT (Wed, 2012 Sep 5)
#4821: AN INTERNECINE STRUGGLE (Tue, 2012 Sep 4)
#4820: CAPTAIN SULU'S NEW ORDERS (Mon, 2012 Sep 3)
#4819: LITTLE MISS MUFFET (Sun, 2012 Sep 2)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#4841: POOL AND SPADE

Mon, 2012 Sep 24

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                   /.  `\   I JUST LOADED MY ASS CRACK WITH HUMMUS
                  / , ` |   USING A GARDEN SPADE                  
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