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#4893: WORDS THAT ARE FUN TO SAY, PT. 382 (Thu, 2012 Nov 15)
#4892: THE FINAL BEER (Wed, 2012 Nov 14)
#4891: TALKING TO YOU ON THE PHONE (Tue, 2012 Nov 13)
#4890: OPINIONS ABOUT POLITICS (Mon, 2012 Nov 12)
#4889: THE HIGH RHINOCEROS (Sun, 2012 Nov 11)
#4888: ELECTION 2012 POSTPORTEM (Sat, 2012 Nov 10)
#4887: THE PROPOSAL REDUX (Fri, 2012 Nov 9)
#4886: HURRICANE SANDY (Thu, 2012 Nov 8)
#4885: FOUR MORE YEARS (Wed, 2012 Nov 7)
#4884: ENERGY LEVEL (Tue, 2012 Nov 6)
#4883: PHATTEST (Mon, 2012 Nov 5)
#4882: GARAGE BAND LYRICS (Sun, 2012 Nov 4)
#4881: NOBEL PRIZE (Sat, 2012 Nov 3)
#4880: WILLY WONKA (Fri, 2012 Nov 2)
#4879: YOUTUBE STAR (Thu, 2012 Nov 1)
#4878: EXCLUSIVE OR (Wed, 2012 Oct 31)
#4877: THE SHOULDERS OF GIANTS (Tue, 2012 Oct 30)
#4876: ANTIDISNOSTALGIARIANISM (Mon, 2012 Oct 29)
#4875: THE SPACE BALLOON (Sun, 2012 Oct 28)
#4874: BE LIKE NEWTON (Sat, 2012 Oct 27)
#4873: N.P.Z.W.L.B. (Fri, 2012 Oct 26)
#4872: ZOMBIE MODE (Thu, 2012 Oct 25)
#4871: ELECTORAL MAP (Wed, 2012 Oct 24)
#4870: ZOOS (Tue, 2012 Oct 23)
#4869: ZERO TRANSMISSION RISK (Mon, 2012 Oct 22)
#4868: THE X-BOOBS (Sun, 2012 Oct 21)
#4867: THE TALE OF THE THISTLE (Sat, 2012 Oct 20)
#4866: SPIDERMAN'S DECLARATION (Fri, 2012 Oct 19)
#4865: OPENING STATEMENT (Thu, 2012 Oct 18)
#4864: CONDOM TOSS (Wed, 2012 Oct 17)
#4863: AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE (Tue, 2012 Oct 16)
#4862: WORDS TO LIVE BY (Mon, 2012 Oct 15)
#4861: GRUNTLED (Sun, 2012 Oct 14)
#4860: KING KONG REMAKE (Sat, 2012 Oct 13)
#4859: THE DUMBEST RHYME EVER (Fri, 2012 Oct 12)
#4858: QUEASY (Thu, 2012 Oct 11)
#4857: BACKSPACE KEY (Wed, 2012 Oct 10)
#4856: THE ZULU WARRIOR'S STORY, IN THREE ACTS (Tue, 2012 Oct 9)
#4855: THE SECRET ABOUT THE BEATLES (Mon, 2012 Oct 8)
#4854: Y2K (Sun, 2012 Oct 7)
#4853: INTRODUCING THE TOMATO (Sat, 2012 Oct 6)
#4852: THE DIGITS OF PI (Fri, 2012 Oct 5)
#4851: OUTER SPACE ROCKET (Thu, 2012 Oct 4)
#4850: WORLD OF WARCRAFT (Wed, 2012 Oct 3)
#4849: MYERS-BRIGGS TYPE INDICATOR (Tue, 2012 Oct 2)
#4848: PEPPER (Mon, 2012 Oct 1)
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#4870: ZOOS

Tue, 2012 Oct 23

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ZOOS ARE A GREAT PLACE TO GO TO SEE NEAT ANIMALS                
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SOUNDS ALL AROUND YOU UNTIL YOU CAN'T TAKE IT ANY               
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