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#4918: POV-RAY (Mon, 2012 Dec 10)
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#4916: LITTLE PLANET (Sat, 2012 Dec 8)
#4915: GRAPES OF WRATH (Fri, 2012 Dec 7)
#4914: STALLS (Thu, 2012 Dec 6)
#4913: HINDU LABYRINTH (Wed, 2012 Dec 5)
#4912: WHAT (Tue, 2012 Dec 4)
#4911: DIZZY (Mon, 2012 Dec 3)
#4910: TERRIBLE BIRTHDAY CAKE (Sun, 2012 Dec 2)
#4909: GOODS AND SERVICES (Sat, 2012 Dec 1)
#4908: FLYING CARS (Fri, 2012 Nov 30)
#4907: THE GNU HAS AN OPINION (Thu, 2012 Nov 29)
#4906: CUE AND CUEBALL (Wed, 2012 Nov 28)
#4905: AERFOLOT (Tue, 2012 Nov 27)
#4904: ANUBIS STANDUP (Mon, 2012 Nov 26)
#4903: DIBS (Sun, 2012 Nov 25)
#4902: DIVER DAN'S WET PLEASURE (Sat, 2012 Nov 24)
#4901: THE SPY WHO DIDN'T EXIST (Fri, 2012 Nov 23)
#4900: POO PETS (Thu, 2012 Nov 22)
#4899: UNDEAD (Wed, 2012 Nov 21)
#4898: WRONG TEDDY (Tue, 2012 Nov 20)
#4897: THE DRINKING BIRD PUNDIT (Mon, 2012 Nov 19)
#4896: THANKSGIVING (Sun, 2012 Nov 18)
#4895: THE ALLEGORY OF THE TRILOBITE (Sat, 2012 Nov 17)
#4894: TORPEDO (Fri, 2012 Nov 16)
#4893: WORDS THAT ARE FUN TO SAY, PT. 382 (Thu, 2012 Nov 15)
#4892: THE FINAL BEER (Wed, 2012 Nov 14)
#4891: TALKING TO YOU ON THE PHONE (Tue, 2012 Nov 13)
#4890: OPINIONS ABOUT POLITICS (Mon, 2012 Nov 12)
#4889: THE HIGH RHINOCEROS (Sun, 2012 Nov 11)
#4888: ELECTION 2012 POSTPORTEM (Sat, 2012 Nov 10)
#4887: THE PROPOSAL REDUX (Fri, 2012 Nov 9)
#4886: HURRICANE SANDY (Thu, 2012 Nov 8)
#4885: FOUR MORE YEARS (Wed, 2012 Nov 7)
#4884: ENERGY LEVEL (Tue, 2012 Nov 6)
#4883: PHATTEST (Mon, 2012 Nov 5)
#4882: GARAGE BAND LYRICS (Sun, 2012 Nov 4)
#4881: NOBEL PRIZE (Sat, 2012 Nov 3)
#4880: WILLY WONKA (Fri, 2012 Nov 2)
#4879: YOUTUBE STAR (Thu, 2012 Nov 1)
#4878: EXCLUSIVE OR (Wed, 2012 Oct 31)
#4877: THE SHOULDERS OF GIANTS (Tue, 2012 Oct 30)
#4876: ANTIDISNOSTALGIARIANISM (Mon, 2012 Oct 29)
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