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#4949: THE HUNGRY ARACHNID (Thu, 2013 Jan 10)
#4948: ROSIE O'DONNELL (Wed, 2013 Jan 9)
#4947: TEMPORAL PRIME DIRECTIVE (Tue, 2013 Jan 8)
#4946: DOLPHIN-SAFE (Mon, 2013 Jan 7)
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#4943: A SIMPLE VINE (Fri, 2013 Jan 4)
#4942: MACAQUES (Thu, 2013 Jan 3)
#4941: TONGUE PIERCING (Wed, 2013 Jan 2)
#4940: PART OF THE SOLUTION (Tue, 2013 Jan 1)
#4939: BETTER COPE (Mon, 2012 Dec 31)
#4938: ARE YOU DOWN (Sun, 2012 Dec 30)
#4937: CREAM OF WHEAT (Sat, 2012 Dec 29)
#4936: TOILET PAPER (Fri, 2012 Dec 28)
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#4933: MASQUERADE (Tue, 2012 Dec 25)
#4932: HAT TIP II (Mon, 2012 Dec 24)
#4931: THE PROBLEM WITH MARRIAGE (Sun, 2012 Dec 23)
#4930: NO BLOOD II (Sat, 2012 Dec 22)
#4929: MAYAN CALENAR (Fri, 2012 Dec 21)
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#4925: GENIE IN THE LAMP (Mon, 2012 Dec 17)
#4924: ONCE A STRIPPER (Sun, 2012 Dec 16)
#4923: PREMATURE DEMISE (Sat, 2012 Dec 15)
#4922: KOMODO DRAGON SKIN (Fri, 2012 Dec 14)
#4921: PUMPKIN PIE (Thu, 2012 Dec 13)
#4920: BREAST REDUCTION SURGERY (Wed, 2012 Dec 12)
#4919: THE POLICEMAN WITH QUESTIONABLE POLITICS (Tue, 2012 Dec 11)
#4918: POV-RAY (Mon, 2012 Dec 10)
#4917: THE SMUG VIKING (Sun, 2012 Dec 9)
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#4915: GRAPES OF WRATH (Fri, 2012 Dec 7)
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#4931: THE PROBLEM WITH MARRIAGE

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