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#5158: RUSSIAN DASHBOARD CAM WHORES (Wed, 2013 Aug 7)
#5157: THE WHEDON-WHEATON AXIS (Tue, 2013 Aug 6)
#5156: GEORGE TAKEI (Mon, 2013 Aug 5)
#5155: HELLO NSA (Sun, 2013 Aug 4)
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#5149: ARTISTS (Mon, 2013 Jul 29)
#5148: BALLS (Sun, 2013 Jul 28)
#5147: MUPPET SPECIES (Sat, 2013 Jul 27)
#5146: THE SWIMMER'S DILEMMA (Fri, 2013 Jul 26)
#5145: THE SOFA'S REQUEST (Thu, 2013 Jul 25)
#5144: BUNGEE (Wed, 2013 Jul 24)
#5143: BUGS BUNNY (Tue, 2013 Jul 23)
#5142: BALLERINA (Mon, 2013 Jul 22)
#5141: POLYGAMY (Sun, 2013 Jul 21)
#5140: SPACE PROSTITUTE (Sat, 2013 Jul 20)
#5139: BRITS (Fri, 2013 Jul 19)
#5138: ATTENTION CITIZENS (Thu, 2013 Jul 18)
#5137: CHEEK BITING (Wed, 2013 Jul 17)
#5136: STORM (Tue, 2013 Jul 16)
#5135: NEW CLOTHES (Mon, 2013 Jul 15)
#5134: PROSE STYLIST (Sun, 2013 Jul 14)
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#5131: ARROWS (Thu, 2013 Jul 11)
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#5129: FORTRESS OF NARZOD (Tue, 2013 Jul 9)
#5128: DROMEDARY HUMPS (Mon, 2013 Jul 8)
#5127: THE GREETING DINOSAUR (Sun, 2013 Jul 7)
#5126: HEADLOCK (Sat, 2013 Jul 6)
#5125: UNCONVINCING GHOST (Fri, 2013 Jul 5)
#5124: PETER PAN (Thu, 2013 Jul 4)
#5123: MANUAL MYSQL QUERY (Wed, 2013 Jul 3)
#5122: MAURA TIERNEY (Tue, 2013 Jul 2)
#5121: REVOLTING (Mon, 2013 Jul 1)
#5120: SUPREME COURT RULING (Sun, 2013 Jun 30)
#5119: NFL (Sat, 2013 Jun 29)
#5118: MYSTERIOUS BRUISE (Fri, 2013 Jun 28)
#5117: THE LEANING TOWER OF TRY AGAIN (Thu, 2013 Jun 27)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#5139: BRITS

Fri, 2013 Jul 19

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