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#5166: I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER (Thu, 2013 Aug 15)
#5165: MOCKS (Wed, 2013 Aug 14)
#5164: TEE PEE (Tue, 2013 Aug 13)
#5163: A GOOD EGG (Mon, 2013 Aug 12)
#5162: REVERSE TOKENS (Sun, 2013 Aug 11)
#5161: HAMBURGERS (Sat, 2013 Aug 10)
#5160: AND NOW TO OUR REPORTER ON THE SCENE (Fri, 2013 Aug 9)
#5159: FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN (Thu, 2013 Aug 8)
#5158: RUSSIAN DASHBOARD CAM WHORES (Wed, 2013 Aug 7)
#5157: THE WHEDON-WHEATON AXIS (Tue, 2013 Aug 6)
#5156: GEORGE TAKEI (Mon, 2013 Aug 5)
#5155: HELLO NSA (Sun, 2013 Aug 4)
#5154: SEINFELD (Sat, 2013 Aug 3)
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#5152: BOTTLE (Thu, 2013 Aug 1)
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#5149: ARTISTS (Mon, 2013 Jul 29)
#5148: BALLS (Sun, 2013 Jul 28)
#5147: MUPPET SPECIES (Sat, 2013 Jul 27)
#5146: THE SWIMMER'S DILEMMA (Fri, 2013 Jul 26)
#5145: THE SOFA'S REQUEST (Thu, 2013 Jul 25)
#5144: BUNGEE (Wed, 2013 Jul 24)
#5143: BUGS BUNNY (Tue, 2013 Jul 23)
#5142: BALLERINA (Mon, 2013 Jul 22)
#5141: POLYGAMY (Sun, 2013 Jul 21)
#5140: SPACE PROSTITUTE (Sat, 2013 Jul 20)
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#5138: ATTENTION CITIZENS (Thu, 2013 Jul 18)
#5137: CHEEK BITING (Wed, 2013 Jul 17)
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#5135: NEW CLOTHES (Mon, 2013 Jul 15)
#5134: PROSE STYLIST (Sun, 2013 Jul 14)
#5133: AIG (Sat, 2013 Jul 13)
#5132: JAMES JOYCE REDUX (Fri, 2013 Jul 12)
#5131: ARROWS (Thu, 2013 Jul 11)
#5130: AN ESKIMO (Wed, 2013 Jul 10)
#5129: FORTRESS OF NARZOD (Tue, 2013 Jul 9)
#5128: DROMEDARY HUMPS (Mon, 2013 Jul 8)
#5127: THE GREETING DINOSAUR (Sun, 2013 Jul 7)
#5126: HEADLOCK (Sat, 2013 Jul 6)
#5125: UNCONVINCING GHOST (Fri, 2013 Jul 5)
#5124: PETER PAN (Thu, 2013 Jul 4)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#5146: THE SWIMMER'S DILEMMA

Fri, 2013 Jul 26

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