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#5372: COSMOS REBOOT (Sun, 2014 Mar 9)
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#5112: KRYPTOS (Sat, 2013 Jun 22)
#5111: LOCALVORE (Fri, 2013 Jun 21)
#5110: THE BOURNE MOVIES (Thu, 2013 Jun 20)
#5109: THE ARRIVAL (Wed, 2013 Jun 19)
#5108: CHOOSE TWO (Tue, 2013 Jun 18)
#5107: HELLO KIRKY (Mon, 2013 Jun 17)
#5106: HANGOVER PART III (Sun, 2013 Jun 16)
#5105: WHEN IT'S HOT (Sat, 2013 Jun 15)
#5104: SWIFFER (Fri, 2013 Jun 14)
#5103: LACKADAISICAL (Thu, 2013 Jun 13)
#5102: TOOTHBRUSH REVIEW (Wed, 2013 Jun 12)
#5101: PARAGRAPHS (Tue, 2013 Jun 11)
#5100: GOLDEN GIRLS (Mon, 2013 Jun 10)
#5099: MANGRIA (Sun, 2013 Jun 9)
#5098: NUNCHUCK (Sat, 2013 Jun 8)
#5097: THE MAJORETTE'S SINCERE WISH (Fri, 2013 Jun 7)
#5096: THE MERMAID'S SWANSONG (Thu, 2013 Jun 6)
#5095: WORST VACATION EVER (Wed, 2013 Jun 5)
#5094: YOUR FUTURE (Tue, 2013 Jun 4)
#5093: KORN (Mon, 2013 Jun 3)
#5092: ORANGUTAN OR INSECT (Sun, 2013 Jun 2)
#5091: HEALTHCARE (Sat, 2013 Jun 1)
#5090: OGRE KICKSTARTER (Fri, 2013 May 31)
#5089: MONGOOSE VS. SNAKE (Thu, 2013 May 30)
#5088: EVER WONDER WHY NEWSPAPER COMPANIES ARE FAILING (Wed, 2013 May 29)
#5087: THE MEERKAT'S LAMENT (Tue, 2013 May 28)
#5086: SCRUFFY THE DRONE (Mon, 2013 May 27)
#5085: MITCHUM SLOGAN CLARIFICATION (Sun, 2013 May 26)
#5084: HOT CHICKS LOVE IT (Sat, 2013 May 25)
#5083: CLARISSA STORES IT ALL (Fri, 2013 May 24)
#5082: ONE THOUSAND (Thu, 2013 May 23)
#5081: MAX AND MORITZ (Wed, 2013 May 22)
#5080: THE HIPPIE'S ADMISSION (Tue, 2013 May 21)
#5079: THE INNOCENT ASCII ART (Mon, 2013 May 20)
#5078: THE PRO-GUN ANTELOPE (Sun, 2013 May 19)
#5077: KITTY OPINIONS (Sat, 2013 May 18)
#5076: TILTING AT TREES (Fri, 2013 May 17)
#5075: GETTYSBURG (Thu, 2013 May 16)
#5074: EXPERIMENT COMPLETED (Wed, 2013 May 15)
#5073: BUFFALO FLATULENCE (Tue, 2013 May 14)
#5072: THE HELPFUL BOOKWORM (Mon, 2013 May 13)
#5071: THE BOXER (Sun, 2013 May 12)
#5070: BACKUPS (Sat, 2013 May 11)
#5069: THE MOLE (Fri, 2013 May 10)
#5068: THE VERY STRAIGHT OKAPI (Thu, 2013 May 9)
#5067: IT'S THE NECKLACE TALKING NOT THE LADY YOU CREEPS (Wed, 2013 May 8)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
<<< #5088: EVER WONDER WHY NEWSPAPER COMPANIES ARE FAILING | #5090: OGRE KICKSTARTER >>>

#5089: MONGOOSE VS. SNAKE

Thu, 2013 May 30

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