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#1319: ANOTHER VERY SPECIAL EPISODE Sun, 2003 Feb 2 shuttle, special, tools*, ussr _ jgs ./ | _________________ / / / __________ //\_ /' / | (__________) ||.' `-.________________________ / / | __________ ||`._.-'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~` / \ \__(__________)__\\/ | `\ | | ___________________ | |___________________...-------'''- - - =- - = - = `. /| | \- = = - -= - = - =- = - =| ( | | |= -= - = - = - = - =--= = - = =| \| |___________________/- = - -= =_- =_-=_- -=_=-=_=_= -| | | ```-------...___________________.' |________| \ / _ | | ,,,,,,, /=\ ,-' `-, /\___________ (\\\\\\\||=| | | \/~~~~~~~~~~~` ^^^^^^^ \=/ `--------' ` THIS HAMMER, SCREWDRIVER, NAIL, AND SCREW WOULD LIKE TO EXTEND THEIR HEARTFELT SORROW TO THE CREW AND FAMILIES OF THE COLUMBIA SPACE SHUTTLE IF WE MAY TAKE THIS MOMENT TO EXAMINE THE CURRENT MANNED SPACEFLIGHT DEATH SCORECARD: USA: 17 FORMER SOVIET UNION: DOZENS CHINA: HUNDREDS SO HOW ABOUT FUCK YOU AND LET'S KEEP GOING HERE PEOPLE #1432: SPACE SHUTTLE COLUMBIA Mon, 2003 May 26 shuttle ^ I DEDICATE THIS FILET-O-FISH TO THE BRAVE CREW < > OF THE SPACE SHUTTLE COLUMBIA | | | | THE FUTURE DOESN'T BELONG TO THE FAINTHEARTED; | | IT BELONGS TO THE BRAVE " | ^ | " | || | | || | EVERYONE KNOWS IT WAS A ZIONIST CONSPIRACY ANYWAY | || ( ) || | |_|| "_" ||_| | ||/"_"\|| | |_|/ "_" \|_| | / "_" _\ | |<___"|"___>| | | ^^^ | | /_\ /_\ /|||\ """ /|||\ /|||||\ /|||||\ JD #4354: TOOL BAG Thu, 2011 May 26 shuttle __, _ .-' / , jgs ./ | ___________________ .' / / `. / / / ____________ //\_ | / / | /' / | (____________) ||.'`-.________________________ | \__/ | / / | ____________ ||`._.-'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~` `. .' / \ \__(____________)__\\/ `. .' | `\ | ][ | | | __________________ | ][ | | |____________________...-------'''- - =- - = - =` | ][ | /| | \- = - -= - = - =- = -=| | ][ | ( | | |= -= - = - = = - =--= = - ==| | ][ | \| |____________________/- = - -= =_- =_-=_ -=_=-=_=_=-| | ][ | | | ```------...___________________.' | ][ | |________| | ][ | \ / _ .' __ `. | | ,,,,,,, /=\ | / \ | ,-' `-, /\___________ (\\\\\\\||=| | \__/ | | | \/~~~~~~~~~~~` ^^^^^^^ \=/ `. .' `--------' ` `----' ____________________________ _____ ,\\ ___________________ \ | `------------------------' || (___________________) `| jgs |_____.------------------------._ || ____________________ | `//__(____________________)___/ ______________________ .' __ `. | .'__`. = = = = |_.-----._ .---. | `.__.' = = = = | | | \ _______________ / .-. \ |`. | | | | ````````````,) \ `-' / | `. |_| |_/~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~' `---' | `-;___ | `-----' ___ | /\``---..._____.' _ _...--''' ``-._ | | \ /\\` `._ | | ) __..--''\___/ \\ _.-'```''-._ `; | | / / .' \\_.-' ```` | | / |_.-.___| .-. .'~ | `( | `-' `-' ;`._ | `. jgs \__ ___.' //`-._ _,,, | ) ``--../ \ // `-.,,,..-' `; `----------' \//,_ _.-' ^ ```--...___..-' _.---. .---. ,--------, '---, `.________________________.' _ `. ,--------,' | ) ________________________ <_> : | _ | | .---' .' `. .' | .' `. | | `----' `---' | `._.' | | | |,',-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-==, |__________\---------------------------------------------------==' WHEN THE SPACE SHUTTLE IS FINALLY RETIRED I THINK WHAT WILL BE NOTED MOST IN THE HISTORY BOOKS IS THAT TOOL BAG THAT DUMB BITCH LOST DURING ONE OF THOSE MISSIONS A FEW YEARS AGO PROVING ONCE AND FOR ALL THAT IF YOU WANT A SPACE JOB DONE RIGHT DON'T SEND A GODDAMN GIRL

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