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#5090: OGRE KICKSTARTER (Fri, 2013 May 31)
#5089: MONGOOSE VS. SNAKE (Thu, 2013 May 30)
#5088: EVER WONDER WHY NEWSPAPER COMPANIES ARE FAILING (Wed, 2013 May 29)
#5087: THE MEERKAT'S LAMENT (Tue, 2013 May 28)
#5086: SCRUFFY THE DRONE (Mon, 2013 May 27)
#5085: MITCHUM SLOGAN CLARIFICATION (Sun, 2013 May 26)
#5084: HOT CHICKS LOVE IT (Sat, 2013 May 25)
#5083: CLARISSA STORES IT ALL (Fri, 2013 May 24)
#5082: ONE THOUSAND (Thu, 2013 May 23)
#5081: MAX AND MORITZ (Wed, 2013 May 22)
#5080: THE HIPPIE'S ADMISSION (Tue, 2013 May 21)
#5079: THE INNOCENT ASCII ART (Mon, 2013 May 20)
#5078: THE PRO-GUN ANTELOPE (Sun, 2013 May 19)
#5077: KITTY OPINIONS (Sat, 2013 May 18)
#5076: TILTING AT TREES (Fri, 2013 May 17)
#5075: GETTYSBURG (Thu, 2013 May 16)
#5074: EXPERIMENT COMPLETED (Wed, 2013 May 15)
#5073: BUFFALO FLATULENCE (Tue, 2013 May 14)
#5072: THE HELPFUL BOOKWORM (Mon, 2013 May 13)
#5071: THE BOXER (Sun, 2013 May 12)
#5070: BACKUPS (Sat, 2013 May 11)
#5069: THE MOLE (Fri, 2013 May 10)
#5068: THE VERY STRAIGHT OKAPI (Thu, 2013 May 9)
#5067: IT'S THE NECKLACE TALKING NOT THE LADY YOU CREEPS (Wed, 2013 May 8)
#5066: WHAT IS THIS II (Tue, 2013 May 7)
#5065: MY BACKDRAFT VHS COPY RULE (Mon, 2013 May 6)
#5064: SPLISH SPLASH (Sun, 2013 May 5)
#5063: THE OFFER OF THE RATTLESNAKE (Sat, 2013 May 4)
#5062: POSEIDON (Fri, 2013 May 3)
#5061: THE SECULAR HUMANIST PARKING METER (Thu, 2013 May 2)
#5060: A CHILLY FERRET (Wed, 2013 May 1)
#5059: MEANWHILE, IN GIZA (Tue, 2013 Apr 30)
#5058: MEANWHILE, ON THE POLAR ICE CAP (Mon, 2013 Apr 29)
#5057: THE PEGASUS AND HIS PROBLEM (Sun, 2013 Apr 28)
#5056: THE UNICORN SPEAKS (Sat, 2013 Apr 27)
#5055: GOSPEL IN THE SNOW (Fri, 2013 Apr 26)
#5054: MOB OF THE DEAD (Thu, 2013 Apr 25)
#5053: I NEVER MAKE THESE (Wed, 2013 Apr 24)
#5052: THIS LIGHTER (Tue, 2013 Apr 23)
#5051: U.R.O. (Mon, 2013 Apr 22)
#5050: THE ULTIMATE TRILOGY: SCORPION (Sun, 2013 Apr 21)
#5049: THE ULTIMATE TRILOGY: LEPRECHAUN (Sat, 2013 Apr 20)
#5048: THE ULTIMATE TRILOGY: LEMONS (Fri, 2013 Apr 19)
#5047: SEASON NAMES (Thu, 2013 Apr 18)
#5046: TACTICAL INTERVENTION (Wed, 2013 Apr 17)
#5045: BODY DOUBLE (Tue, 2013 Apr 16)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#5067: IT'S THE NECKLACE TALKING NOT THE LADY YOU CREEPS

Wed, 2013 May 8

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