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#5372: COSMOS REBOOT (Sun, 2014 Mar 9)
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#5056: THE UNICORN SPEAKS (Sat, 2013 Apr 27)
#5055: GOSPEL IN THE SNOW (Fri, 2013 Apr 26)
#5054: MOB OF THE DEAD (Thu, 2013 Apr 25)
#5053: I NEVER MAKE THESE (Wed, 2013 Apr 24)
#5052: THIS LIGHTER (Tue, 2013 Apr 23)
#5051: U.R.O. (Mon, 2013 Apr 22)
#5050: THE ULTIMATE TRILOGY: SCORPION (Sun, 2013 Apr 21)
#5049: THE ULTIMATE TRILOGY: LEPRECHAUN (Sat, 2013 Apr 20)
#5048: THE ULTIMATE TRILOGY: LEMONS (Fri, 2013 Apr 19)
#5047: SEASON NAMES (Thu, 2013 Apr 18)
#5046: TACTICAL INTERVENTION (Wed, 2013 Apr 17)
#5045: BODY DOUBLE (Tue, 2013 Apr 16)
#5044: MACE (Mon, 2013 Apr 15)
#5043: ROCK AND ROLL (Sun, 2013 Apr 14)
#5042: HAPPY CAMPERS (Sat, 2013 Apr 13)
#5041: COME OUT AS A BRIGHT (Fri, 2013 Apr 12)
#5040: LOVE SHACK (Thu, 2013 Apr 11)
#5039: BOZACK (Wed, 2013 Apr 10)
#5038: A MODEST PROPOSAL (Tue, 2013 Apr 9)
#5037: THE BIRD SPEAKS (Mon, 2013 Apr 8)
#5036: MOUTH ABUSE (Sun, 2013 Apr 7)
#5035: APPLAUSE (Sat, 2013 Apr 6)
#5034: TWO BEERS LEFT (Fri, 2013 Apr 5)
#5033: USES FOR TEARS (Thu, 2013 Apr 4)
#5032: AMBER WAVES (Wed, 2013 Apr 3)
#5031: TIME TRAVEL JOURNEY (Tue, 2013 Apr 2)
#5030: A MAZE OF TWISTY LITTLE PASSAGES (Mon, 2013 Apr 1)
#5029: THIS GUN SUCKS (Sun, 2013 Mar 31)
#5028: ALL THE LIVE LONG DAY (Sat, 2013 Mar 30)
#5027: MIDDLE AGE PROBLEMS (Fri, 2013 Mar 29)
#5026: STALL FEAR (Thu, 2013 Mar 28)
#5025: ONLY FROM SWEDEN (Wed, 2013 Mar 27)
#5024: SHART (Tue, 2013 Mar 26)
#5023: THE MATHEMAGICIAN (Mon, 2013 Mar 25)
#5022: YOU JUDGE IT (Sun, 2013 Mar 24)
#5021: MICHIO KAKU (Sat, 2013 Mar 23)
#5020: DONGLES (Fri, 2013 Mar 22)
#5019: ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK REBOOT (Thu, 2013 Mar 21)
#5018: THE TRUTH ABOUT CAR ENGINES (Wed, 2013 Mar 20)
#5017: THE POST SONG (Tue, 2013 Mar 19)
#5016: THE CHRISTIAN JELLYFISH (Mon, 2013 Mar 18)
#5015: HORRIBLE (Sun, 2013 Mar 17)
#5014: RON PAUL 3012 (Sat, 2013 Mar 16)
#5013: PI DAY (Fri, 2013 Mar 15)
#5012: KIRK VS. PICARD (Thu, 2013 Mar 14)
#5011: PS1 (Wed, 2013 Mar 13)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#5033: USES FOR TEARS

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