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#5372: COSMOS REBOOT (Sun, 2014 Mar 9)
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#4905: AERFOLOT (Tue, 2012 Nov 27)
#4904: ANUBIS STANDUP (Mon, 2012 Nov 26)
#4903: DIBS (Sun, 2012 Nov 25)
#4902: DIVER DAN'S WET PLEASURE (Sat, 2012 Nov 24)
#4901: THE SPY WHO DIDN'T EXIST (Fri, 2012 Nov 23)
#4900: POO PETS (Thu, 2012 Nov 22)
#4899: UNDEAD (Wed, 2012 Nov 21)
#4898: WRONG TEDDY (Tue, 2012 Nov 20)
#4897: THE DRINKING BIRD PUNDIT (Mon, 2012 Nov 19)
#4896: THANKSGIVING (Sun, 2012 Nov 18)
#4895: THE ALLEGORY OF THE TRILOBITE (Sat, 2012 Nov 17)
#4894: TORPEDO (Fri, 2012 Nov 16)
#4893: WORDS THAT ARE FUN TO SAY, PT. 382 (Thu, 2012 Nov 15)
#4892: THE FINAL BEER (Wed, 2012 Nov 14)
#4891: TALKING TO YOU ON THE PHONE (Tue, 2012 Nov 13)
#4890: OPINIONS ABOUT POLITICS (Mon, 2012 Nov 12)
#4889: THE HIGH RHINOCEROS (Sun, 2012 Nov 11)
#4888: ELECTION 2012 POSTPORTEM (Sat, 2012 Nov 10)
#4887: THE PROPOSAL REDUX (Fri, 2012 Nov 9)
#4886: HURRICANE SANDY (Thu, 2012 Nov 8)
#4885: FOUR MORE YEARS (Wed, 2012 Nov 7)
#4884: ENERGY LEVEL (Tue, 2012 Nov 6)
#4883: PHATTEST (Mon, 2012 Nov 5)
#4882: GARAGE BAND LYRICS (Sun, 2012 Nov 4)
#4881: NOBEL PRIZE (Sat, 2012 Nov 3)
#4880: WILLY WONKA (Fri, 2012 Nov 2)
#4879: YOUTUBE STAR (Thu, 2012 Nov 1)
#4878: EXCLUSIVE OR (Wed, 2012 Oct 31)
#4877: THE SHOULDERS OF GIANTS (Tue, 2012 Oct 30)
#4876: ANTIDISNOSTALGIARIANISM (Mon, 2012 Oct 29)
#4875: THE SPACE BALLOON (Sun, 2012 Oct 28)
#4874: BE LIKE NEWTON (Sat, 2012 Oct 27)
#4873: N.P.Z.W.L.B. (Fri, 2012 Oct 26)
#4872: ZOMBIE MODE (Thu, 2012 Oct 25)
#4871: ELECTORAL MAP (Wed, 2012 Oct 24)
#4870: ZOOS (Tue, 2012 Oct 23)
#4869: ZERO TRANSMISSION RISK (Mon, 2012 Oct 22)
#4868: THE X-BOOBS (Sun, 2012 Oct 21)
#4867: THE TALE OF THE THISTLE (Sat, 2012 Oct 20)
#4866: SPIDERMAN'S DECLARATION (Fri, 2012 Oct 19)
#4865: OPENING STATEMENT (Thu, 2012 Oct 18)
#4864: CONDOM TOSS (Wed, 2012 Oct 17)
#4863: AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE (Tue, 2012 Oct 16)
#4862: WORDS TO LIVE BY (Mon, 2012 Oct 15)
#4861: GRUNTLED (Sun, 2012 Oct 14)
#4860: KING KONG REMAKE (Sat, 2012 Oct 13)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#4882: GARAGE BAND LYRICS

Sun, 2012 Nov 4

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    DICKS IN THE MORNING /                                             
                                                                       
    DICKS IN THE EVENING /                                             
                                                                       
    DICKS PRETTY MUCH ALL THE TIME NOT REALLY                          
      SURE WHY THESE LYRICS MADE THE FINAL CUT                         
      THEY DON'T EVEN MATCH THE PROPER METER                           
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