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#4748: TRENDING TOPICS (Sat, 2012 Jun 23)
#4747: HAXLAG (Fri, 2012 Jun 22)
#4746: DON'T MAKE ME DO MATH (Thu, 2012 Jun 21)
#4745: BRACKISH (Wed, 2012 Jun 20)
#4744: FOODIES (Tue, 2012 Jun 19)
#4743: THE DRINKING (Mon, 2012 Jun 18)
#4742: FUNYONS (Sun, 2012 Jun 17)
#4741: PUNDIT (Sat, 2012 Jun 16)
#4740: ALTERNATE EARTHS (Fri, 2012 Jun 15)
#4739: CRACKBERRY (Thu, 2012 Jun 14)
#4738: MINECRAFT II (Wed, 2012 Jun 13)
#4737: HACKER, GEEK (Tue, 2012 Jun 12)
#4736: RAY BRADBURY'S TRANSIT (Mon, 2012 Jun 11)
#4735: A TEARDROP FALLS (Sun, 2012 Jun 10)
#4734: CHINAMAN (Sat, 2012 Jun 9)
#4733: CHURCH TAX SUBSIDIES (Fri, 2012 Jun 8)
#4732: THE WEREWOLF SPEAKS (Thu, 2012 Jun 7)
#4731: TANNING BOOTH (Wed, 2012 Jun 6)
#4730: OPEN WINDOWS (Tue, 2012 Jun 5)
#4729: TOASTER ACCIDENT (Mon, 2012 Jun 4)
#4728: THE EPIC STORY OF THE MYSTERIOUS CASTLE (Sun, 2012 Jun 3)
#4727: CANNIBAL (Sat, 2012 Jun 2)
#4726: THE MILITARY CHAIR (Fri, 2012 Jun 1)
#4725: CLAMS (Thu, 2012 May 31)
#4724: VOLLEYBALL GAME (Wed, 2012 May 30)
#4723: TREASURE CHEST (Tue, 2012 May 29)
#4722: PARADES (Mon, 2012 May 28)
#4721: PARROT (Sun, 2012 May 27)
#4720: HITLER'S COMPLAINT (Sat, 2012 May 26)
#4719: POSSIBLE RADIATION HAZARD (Fri, 2012 May 25)
#4718: JUST LIKE I PICTURED IT (Thu, 2012 May 24)
#4717: BJ'S (Wed, 2012 May 23)
#4716: VIRGIN AMERICA (Tue, 2012 May 22)
#4715: LICORICE, PART ONE (Mon, 2012 May 21)
#4714: ENOUGH JOKES (Sun, 2012 May 20)
#4713: JIZZ CANVAS (Sat, 2012 May 19)
#4712: FORM OF (Fri, 2012 May 18)
#4711: 1D6 (Thu, 2012 May 17)
#4710: TOWER DEFENSE (Wed, 2012 May 16)
#4709: THE PARABLE OF THE PEAR (Tue, 2012 May 15)
#4708: THE WISE DRUIDS (Mon, 2012 May 14)
#4707: THE THINKER (Sun, 2012 May 13)
#4706: OGRE (Sat, 2012 May 12)
#4705: THE LONELY PILLOW (Fri, 2012 May 11)
#4704: RATTLE (Thu, 2012 May 10)
#4703: JAMES JOYCE (Wed, 2012 May 9)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#4725: CLAMS

Thu, 2012 May 31

    _..--~~--.._                                               
  .~  . ~    .  ~.    CLAMS ARE GROSS UNLESS THEY'RE DEEP FRIED
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  '.--._.--._.--.'    BUT THEN THAT'S TRUE OF DOG TURDS TOO    
jgs `=.,____,.=`                                               
                                                               

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